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theoneandonly966
40 / M
"I've got a parge lenis. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too."
Lost, Missouri, United States
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Member Since: January 21, 2013
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theoneandonly966 40/M
Lost, Missouri
Introduction
My entire action figure collection is mint condition.
I wear superman undies.
I play with legos.
We play dungeons and dragons at my place every Thursday. Level 25.
By my place, I mean my parents' basement, but it's cool because that is their date night. And, no worries at all, my mom makes the best breakfast.
On Saturdays, we LARP at a local park.
So, as you can see, I keep a pretty full schedule. Hope you can keep up!
I have an iguana named Bob and a tarantula named George.
None of the above it true. I'm really just in a bit of a boring relationship, and looking for some fun on the side, preferably with someone in the same situation. I'm good looking, in good, but not great, shape, decent person, professional, sarcastic, and funny (most of the time).
I do that thing you like....
Yes, that one, but also the other one. The one you are embarrassed of and too timid to bring up.
My Ideal Person Doesn't take themselves too seriously. Mostly positive, but has a realistic perspective and uses sarcasm to bridge the gap. Educated and/or experienced. Kinky, and on the submissive side.
A pleaser. A teaser. A giver and a receiver. Plays her music in the sun.
My Ideal Person Doesn't take themselves too seriously. Mostly positive, but has a realistic perspective and uses sarcasm to bridge the gap. Educated and/or experienced. Kinky, and on the submissive side.
A pleaser. A teaser. A giver and a receiver. Plays her music in the sun.
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | February 5, 1984 |
Relocate?: | No |
Marital Status: | Attached |
Height: | 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | Some grad school |
Occupation: | Professional |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Agnostic |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | No |
Male Endowment: | Long/Thick |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Green |
Glasses or Contacts: | None |