If you don't read the profile thoroughly, I WILL NOT RESPOND. That being said... 100% (thricely) Covid vaccinated, creative, smart, single, funny lady re-visiting this side of my personality after a bit of a hiatus. Open to exploring and consider myself an opportunist among consenting adults. Not to be rude but I'm not in a rush, taking things slowly for now. I do not just meet to hook up, my preference is to get to know people and chat a bit beforehand. Also, I get a crap load of messages and have chatted with a bunch of folks, "Hey sexy" or other random/vague messages get lost in the mix. 100% real (which i hear is rare on here, imagine that? no shame to the rest of the ladies). Ok, so anyways, try to stand out amongst the crowd, no pics/profile info is not the way for this gal. If you've made it this far into reading this, say asparagus as a safe word lol. I had a diatribe about no facial/bod pics. If you're going to contact me, make sure you have a picture or send one, I understand discretion but still...you know what I look like, I should know the same. Evens Stevens no?

My Ideal Person Ideally I'd like to find a single male and go from there but open to other situations too (ie, couples/females). Looking for a LTR but these things take time. Not into harassers, taking my time to get to know people and feel comfortable. FYI...this site does not show me who has flirted with me so if you send one, most of the time it disappears into the abyss of who knows where? It's probably hanging out with all the lost socks and tupperware lids. NON smokers and LOCALS preferred. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO TRAVEL OUTSIDE OF THE AREA NOR AM I ABLE TO HOST...PERIOD! DDF (420 is acceptable) get tested very regularly and you should be too!

ADDENDUM...blank profiles/people with multiples of the same pics/no recent pics are a turn off. Attention to detail is a hot button for me, if you're too lazy to update these things, what does that say about the rest of you? I adore attention to detail.