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spankandsplash 54 / F
"Freaky Fun Full Figured single mom w/46 E tits desires discreet playmate 2smak ass/pull hair"
Yucca Valley, California, United States
 
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Member Since: July 25, 2007

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spankandsplash 54/F
Yucca Valley, California
Introduction
single mom, former model, now full figured, completely STD FREE, lives out in the boon docks and can't believe for the first time in my life I have so 'booty call" /boyfriend/ playmate or anything and I know I am going to be the first person ever (yes I am a naturally born female and no i do not technically have balls) to drop dead from fucking blue balls! I need a freaky "daddy" to service me once or if it works out - regularly would be "the ticket" I like my hair pulled, I want you to do like Akon & Eminem say, "Smack That!" NO SELFISH LOVERS PLEASE! I have been spoiled by every lover i've ever had and I'm not about to start settling for anything less than that at this point in the game. GREAT KISSER IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST. ORAL SKILLS AND HONESTLY 100% LOVING TO SHOW THOSE SKILLS OFF TO ME IS A MUST. I am very no extremely clean and beautiful down there (I have references:) and if you do me right the favor will be returned 10 fold. Get me hot and I GET NASTY VERY NASTY. I have MULTIPLE orgasms and my nick name is "Splash" (not because I swim a lot) I am about a 48 E natural, was a D cup in 5th grade Must be circumcised and have very good hygiene as well. Prefer guys 21 - 37 but that's negotiable somewhat I like bad boys, gangstas (on the real man no never lived in a real city wanna be's) BUT the OG type that are actually really good people inside that just grew up poor and learned to survive I deserve to be treated with kindness and respect and you will be treated the same. I prefer kinda "pretty boys' clean short hair no beards please or overly hairy men I tend to date white boys that aren't like total "extreme sports" "gnarly" dorky white boys or mexican americans I lean toward the hip hop or gangsta style dress but i love a man handling his biznez in a custom made high end double breasted suite and top of the line italian leather loafers all topped off with tasteful pin-ky ring yeah i really like that too! It really depends on the person I have been attracted to guys that i never would have though i would have been before personality, character, and just how you "come off" have allot to do with i think, must be secure with yourself as a man and not intimidated by my strong outgoing assertive (NOT AGGRESSIVE - THERE IS A DIFFERENCE) personality. If I sound like someone you'd be interested in - hit me up. Well- gotta bounce. Have a good one. Oh one more thing due to my and their schedules I would need you to be able to come kick it in my neck of the woods for now. Latest Photos

My Ideal Person Tall, (at least taller than , well kempt, well read, well spoken, (well endowed?? - negotiable, if you excel in other areas) disease free, oh, i should probably just throw in the fact that if you are bald - AND YOU WEAR IT WELL that is like one of my largest weaknesses! Bald Bad Boys - Rock! I am a member of the "BBB" fan club! Also I would love to meet someone truly altruistic, by nature, self motivated, self sufficient, reliable, and able to live with and in and to give me -truth- in any (all) regards. Your personal preferences and habits and such are all pretty much compatible, acceptable, negotiable, or admiral depending on the individual and if it all just seems to cum together, and work for him, ya know. As far as smoking, drinking, or drugs, well thats pretty simple to: if you don't constantly reek or it, you don't do near me, and i taste "you" when we kiss and NOT a "camel", than, hey, whatever. Drinking: "you were going to share some of that with me, right? DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, no hurling on me, in my house or in any car we might be in together, than hey - I'M PART IRISH so what can i say, except i hope you're buyin'! And as far as drugs go: "Are you doing drugs?" OR "ARE THE DRUGS DOING YOU?" If it's an occasional social thing and not one of the more hard core drugs out there, and you can handle your dope (in other words you aren't actin' a fool or puttin' on a tweek show etc.!) then hey, to each his own, no harm, no foul.

Information
  • 54 / female
  • Yucca Valley, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Men or Women
Birthdate: September 13, 1969
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Prefer not to say
Height: 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Some college
Occupation: performance art
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: No
Bra Size: 44 / 100 Above DD / E
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None