WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINIMPORTANT PLEASE COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILEOh yeahOh yeahEverything gonna be alright this morninNow when I was a young boyAt the age of fiveMy mother said I was gonna beThe greatest man aliveBut now Im a manIm age twentyoneI want you to believe me honeyWe having lots of funTHIS IS AS EFFECTIVE AS ANY OTHER PROTECTION ONCE YOU POST IT ON THE INTERWEBBIES YOUVE LOST CONTROL WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINMy little dick is not getting hard often right now but that has happened before and Im sure it will recover I really think with the right stimulus it would get hard So my dick might be short and skinny but at least its limp as a noodleI see all the legal disclaimers and wonder if they actually afford you any protection Once youve put your naked arse on a public forum there probably is no legal protection

My Ideal Person WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSONIMPORTANT PLEASE COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILEOh yeahOh yeahEverything gonna be alright this morninNow when I was a young boyAt the age of fiveMy mother said I was gonna beThe greatest man aliveBut now Im a manIm age twentyoneI want you to believe me honeyWe having lots of funTHIS IS AS EFFECTIVE AS ANY OTHER PROTECTION ONCE YOU POST IT ON THE INTERWEBBIES YOUVE LOST CONTROL WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSONLove to watch masturbate together male or female Love to be be part of a masturbation group male or female or male and female Like being nude around others that are nude too Anyone interested Really like the little titties grown up version only Really would like to play with a set of them Sexual contact not necessaryIm not either gay or bi I know as I lightly tried it However like the rest of the world admire large dicks Mine is small and nearly useless and not even very hard lately Would not mind stroking a large dick Do not want to kiss a guy or oral or anal Not my thingsLove to be involved with a couple he well hung Love to watch photograph video tape them Love for her to tell me how much better his big dick is and mine is not worth a fuck WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSONIMPORTANT PLEASE COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILEOh yeahOh yeahEverything gonna be alright this morninNow when I was a young boyAt the age of fiveMy mother said I was gonna beThe greatest man aliveBut now Im a manIm age twentyoneI want you to believe me honeyWe having lots of funTHIS IS AS EFFECTIVE AS ANY OTHER PROTECTION ONCE YOU POST IT ON THE INTERWEBBIES YOUVE LOST CONTROL WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSON

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Allman Brothers, McKinley Morganfield, Eric Clapton,
Led Zeppelin, Yardbirds, etc.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, small penis humiliation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
A couple. Linda Ronstadt back in the day as well as Stevie
Nicks. I'm not near old enough but the idea of throwing
Mary Poppins down and eating her cunt is a nice one. <br><br>
As for more recent, I like the looks on Selena Gomez but I'm
old enough to be her father. <br><br>
Sandra Bullock as I can't pass up a girl next door type.
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Lindsay Lohan before whatever demons now occupy her mind.
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Elisabeth Shue. All day any day.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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