Ok. Re-writing my profile as it seems most aren't understanding it properly. Hi my name is Kailoh (not real name, but you can understand why surely). Im originally from QLD & now live here in Hobart. I enjoy watching shows like criminal minds, NCIS, Bones & most animated shows etc. I like all different types of music except country, & most mainstream stuff. I am a fairly big gamer & enjoy learning blender, scripting & game photography (although i can still be considered a noob.) I've never been an overly social per & have never bothered with nightclubs or big public events & i [U]don't[/U] enjoy shopping :O I like to have a laugh and just be myself with a friend or 2. For about 2 years now i have had social anxiety/depression issues which i am currently trying to overcome. It hasn't been easy for me, but luckily i do have a supportive family that's very understanding of this. I am on this site for the very rea to meet & make friends that can hopefully offer more comfort than the usual handshake or quick hug. Or even just talk online. Because i have this issue which makes the meeting & special hug part a more difficult goal to reach with someone I'd generally hope to meet a per who can take their time with me. Be a calm per that isn't bat-shit crazy & isn't expectant that they're going to get some the second we meet (if by chance we do) & understand that i am still quiet limited on where outside i go depending on how confident i am at the time about leaving the house which is still very little, but I'm getting there. I'm going to continue with explaining what I'm looking for & what I'm not looking for in more detail than my last profile. I'm certain people only read what they wanted from my profile & just messaged me crap anyway. Not saying everyone, i have spoken to some nice people on here, but a majority have forced me to re-write this & hopefully this time i'll have some luck. I do apologize in advance if i come across as a bit harsh & 'specifically' direct, but I'm sure some of you understand & also really sorry for this being so long. [U]What I'm NOT looking for[/U] \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* [U]Alcoholics, Drug addicts -[/U] Not interested in it & don't want it around me. Don't care if you have a few drinks as long as it's not around me. You don't need to be drunk or perhaps high to talk to me. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* [U]Religious fanatics/sellers & cultists -[/U] My biggest peeve is someone who will start on about their religious belief. That's your thing, not mine. I'm not trying to be arrogant towards it, but i don't need a lecture on it & it sure as hell won't save my life or help me with my 'issues'. I've only met a few people on here like that, but just a few is enough to add this to my list. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*[U]Arrogant/Bitchy & mean people -[/U] Don't like negativity, drama, or someone bringing their peral issues into my life. I have enough of my own. Of course there are things friends talk & confide in each other about, but in general this site is specific with what people come on here looking for. If your a nasty per or have an ill perality then i can tell you now that we WON'T get along. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*[U]Love, commitment, Future-wife seekers, prey hunters-[/U] I'm not looking for love, romance or any of the sort. I'm not ready for one & i also have a bit of a fear when it comes to commitment (it makes me claustrophobic & feeling smothered). I'm also not interested in being a 'new mummy' to your s. It's cool you have them & all & i'm sure they're great, but if i wanted s then i'd be writing on here 'Looking for some stranger to knock me up, apply in PM'. I'm also not naive or stupid, so if your looking to prey on someone that you think is easily impressionable then i'd fuck off now. People learn from their mistakes & i sure have. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*[U]Dis-honest, sneaky people, players & married people -[/U] Nobody like people that can't be themselves or lie to get their way with you. Think, would you want that in return. I don't expect someone to tell me their life story or their peral secrets, but be respectful. There are decent people on this site that come on here for modest reas. Also please don't contact me if your married or if your junk has had more views than a miley cyrus video. I don't get involved in off-the-side marriage hookups even if it is discreet. I wouldn't want that done to me by someone that should be happy enough with me alone than to feel the need to screw around with a stranger from some site. And no....they did not give you permission nor are they ok with it so don't go there. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*[U]Forceful/Dominant & possessive/obsessive people- [/U] Like seriously, who wants that. Don't get me wrong, i actually enjoy it in the bedroom a bit once there's a bit of trust there, but generally as a peral overall then no. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*[U]People under the age of 20 & over the age of 35 -[/U] This one is important. I've noticed most of my messages, friend requests & flirts are all people that aren't in my age preference. We have those for a rea. I don't care if your fit for your age, good in bed, well hung or have tons of money. If your old enough to be my brother or my dad, then it's a definite no. I prefer someone around my own age. I get the whole young chick fetish or the older woman thing, but it's just not my thing. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*[U]Couples, groups, promoters for clubs, pics, movies etc -[/U] Not interested. Don't need to explain why. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*[U]Sympathizers/Wanna-be-thes -[/U] Don't even go there. I'm not looking for anyone feeling sorry for me or acting like you can help me. I really hate people instantly changing their tone/body language & talking to me as if I'm retarded or fragile. Cut that shit out. It's insulting & makes you look like a dick & I'm not the only one that thinks that either. Also don't act like you can be a counselor or support that can change everything better than 'trained' people can. That's what psychologists are for & I'm already seeing one who is amazing. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* [U]People that can't even show their face -[/U] I will not & do not respond to people with dick pics, pussy pics, pics where your fucking someone, nude pics of any sort. If you don't have a profile pic then that's fine, i understand, when you ready you can send me one. Also do NOT send me an IM asking 'do you have any pussy pics?' (<= Nope), 'Hey do you wanna skype?' (<= Umm no), 'got any naughty pics?' (<= Does it look like i have naughty pics), 'You look hot, wanna fuck?' ( <= Really, come strait out to say that huh, aren't you forward), 'I know I'm too old for you, but we have heaps in common, wanna chat?' ( <= That's greeeeat. Did you read my profile? Nope, not at all? huh...), 'I have a big cock & I'm ready to jam it in you' ( <= -_- .....*crickets*...... -_-), 'You make me so horny, wanna cam?' ( <= Good for you & ahhh... hell no), 'Hey i came across your profile, wanna grab a coffee sometime?' (<= Like seriously *raises eyebrow* That's like the most pointless thing anyone can ask, why did you even.) And so on & so on.... The frightening thing is that all of those are the most common messages that i get & they rarely differ. Please don't waste my time. If you want to speak to me then read my profile & if we match & you think you wouldn't mind a chat & to see how things go then message, but if your a gross horny perv just wanting a fuck & think to keep trying profiles to see which one's will respond & drop their panties for you without even knowing your name then at least have the common decency to skip mine. Okay so I've pretty much covered what I'm not looking for assuming your still reading. Those are pretty much the main things I've come across that's been an issue on this site, but i guess there's no harm in asking me if you have any questions. I'm not an overly judgmental per. Naturally there's things that are considered healthy judgement, but in general as long as you can make me feel comfortable & interested than your doing well. There's only a couple things that probably could be an issue for me when it comes to physical preference is a pers size. I'm only 5.2ft & 43kg. I'm small, so anyone over at least 6ft & has a bit of weight on them is going to squish me & i do like my hugs, so it would make things very dangerous in that regard. The other thing is that i actually don't like the whole body builder of hard muscles on a per, it's my main turn off in that regard. I actually prefer softer & more pillow like bodies *imagines sinking in to someones tummy nice & cozily*. To put it simply. I'd rather sink in, not slide off. Everyone has their likes and dislikes & I'm not perfect & i might not be your type physically, but those are mine. I was going to write down what type of per I'm looking for on this site, but my fingers are starting to hurt from typing so much & I'm sure your kinda relieved about that. By now you probably have a good idea what type of per i am which is probably a bit overboard compared to other profiles, but just because your reading this very part right now & congrats btw. I'm going to let you know something that it usually takes most people years to figure out. I pretty much turn into a broken bunny if someone can make me genuinely laugh. Thanks for reading my profile & hope we match. =)

My Ideal Person I don't have an ideal person.

It's the imperfections that make a person a treasure that should be looked at and not seen through.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
;P

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Spanking, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Johnny Depp (who is on just about everyone's list i
presume.)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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