Hi there! First I want to say, and this is important to say on ANY dating site, NO BS here! What you see and hear is what you get. No games, no pressure, no hassles, etc etc etc. Im a seriously nice guy, looking for the same in a woman to meet and have great times with, and hopefully make some great memories! :) Please excuse the somewhat disorganized profile for now. Im adding info. and reorganizing it as Im new here! :) FACE PIC AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.... thought Id just add that one. :) LOL Important note: Although I am a super super nice guy, everbody says so, I AM NOT innocent, and am more than experienced. Im one of those quiet nice ones you have to look out for! So, dont underestimate me, it may be your loss! :) As I have had some experience with online dating and if you have to, you know its a total jungle out there. Which makes things difficult, and the whole process frustrating at times. Been there.... done that... So I can relate. What to expect at a first meeting. First of all, no pressure. Im looking to have a good time just meeting someone for the first time, and then take it from there. So, whatever makes you feel comfortable and a good atmosphere to have a good time and experience, im totally in for that. If things click, then great! If not, then no big deal, no strings etc etc etc. Like I said, I want to have a great time meeting, chatting, getting to know you, and whatever comes after that! Thats the deal with that! Does that count as a preemptory disclaimer? LOL Just had to put it out there. As for me. Im retired at this point, and live at the shore. So, I have lots and lots of time for you! No s, no annoying ex wife stuff going on. So no drama! Who needs that right? Im told that Im a good looking guy, intelligent, well educated, and funny as well. I have had my lumps in life, but so far I have come trough it all pretty well. I should also mention, I'm very very good at oral, and just about all other pleasuring as well. Just saying....... But I'm just as good at conversation, and having all kinds of other fun. I mean, you have to do other things when you aren't getting frisky right? At this point, Im looking to have a good time with all life has to offer. If that sounds good to know, shoot me a note! :) I will add more info. as I go along. I cannot believe that I HAVE to do this, but after only a short time on the site, it is clear I have to add some info. to the profile, so here goes.... 1) If you are a "Professional" and you know a professional what Im talking about, please dont contact me. If I was looking for that, there are sites I could go to. And really, so should you already! 2) Im looking for nice people to hang out with, if you are rude, or just plain nasty, then Im way not interested, move along. 3) Not into games and time wasting. I wouldnt waste your time because its not nice, so please dont waste mine! Thanks! :) 4) Scammers and other opportunists, please go away as well! 6) From reading other profiles, I have seen apparently there are other organizations using info. from this site for their own agendas. If this applies to you, please dont do it! I have a chainsaw.....did I mention....... I have a chainsaw? Now where did I put my hockey mask? Hmmmm.....LOL :)

My Ideal Person This is a little hard, but needless to say you dont have to be a super model, with a lot of plastic surgery, an ancestral estate in scotland, and exclusive invites to star studded events to hang out with me. I do just great with the girl next door type.

However if you have all that stuff, then....... great! LOL

I like a woman who is intelligent, funny, can hold her own in a conversation, and loves to experience and see new things. Lack of any serious time in any state institutions for the insane is a plus! LOL

I of course like someone that is attractive, but there are other things that are more important to me. Also, I find that women of my age are better at so many things and really know what they want out of life. Im a legs and butt man, so if you have those parts that are nice, then thats a plus as well! Boobs are entirely optional! I know, shocking coming from a guy! LOL

Oh, and as you can probably tell, Im honest to a fault, but I find that it helps cut through things pretty fast, and we all arent getting any younger. So, theres no time to waste! Id love to hear from you!