I have hazel eyes, a nice smile and a pretty warped sense of humor. I'm very easygoing and like to please my friends. Giving is so much more pleasureable than receiving - most of the time. Are you the same way? Please contact me if this sounds like fun to you! "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." Woody Allen "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks, or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." ~~ Barbara Bush ~~ (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." Matt Groening. Do you like to laugh and have fun with another human being? Then, drop me a line today and let's enjoy each other's company. Life is too short to waste a single minute! FunCity54

My Ideal Person Are you looking for someone that will respond to your needs? Someone who will really listen and focus all their attention on you? Then I'm your man! Contact me if you are interested in enjoyable moments, laughter and discreet fun. No pressure, no commitments, no unreasonable expectations.