Life is to damn short to be staring at a damn computer screen! Education is reading the fine print. Experiance is not reading it at all! Now that you're reading, here are the consequences... Hello kitten pickle, How do we do? Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule, checking out sweaty dick gripping dudes, to then, stepping into the wonderful world of epicness. I'm sure they're some great guys on here, but the majority of them seem like creeps. If that is what you are looking for, keep stepping sister... Keep it rolling... Well, I'm the type of guy that believes that chivalry is not dead. Classy, smart, witty, and very good looking... is what they say about my brother, and I'm related, so... I'm a real easy going guy, but in no way a slacker. Happiness is simple.... Laughter, a cold beer, good company, great music, and a sunset. NO DRAMA! I am a thirty eight year old hunk... dude... fuck! I'm a 38 year old GUY, who believes that life is too short,(and we only get one), to waste time asking myself "What if?", and rather ask, "What now?". I've been blessed enough to have traveled around this great country in my life. I have a lot of life experience to recognize that great people come in all colors, shapes, and sizes, especially women. Women are fascinating to me. The sound, smell, touch, and charactor of a good woman drives me bonkers! Oh, and at that time of the month, when you are short tempered, emotional, and make me want to shoot myself in the face is always fun too! Good times! I am on here, looking for a FWB type of deal. I have a twelve year old , who is my life. He reminds me of the new "Bourne" if you will. He is worse than a phychotic girlfriend... He checks my phone, the computer history, and my pager, to see what I'm up to(I'm sure when you do it, it's cute though). I want him to believe that his Pop is here on this earth, just for him. So, if you are down, be willing to let sparks fly randomly, with a notice of course. WOW! Exciting, huh?! Calm down sweetie, All in good time. Anywaysers... A connection is what I'm really looking for. Of course sex comes into play with great chemistry, but I feel, that should happen naturally. I mean, life with out sex, is like something, with out something else! It's weird. I'm not the type to pressure a woman, but I do take charge. So, don't be afraid of this sugar, and get back at me. If not, be positive, have fun, and most importantly, be safe. Hope all goes well in your life in devours.... Hope you find what you're looking for. Good luck. -Ethan