Hey! I want to thank you for popping in here. I never know how to words these things. Imagine you're looking at Arnold Sschwarzenegger on his best day except he had a face like David Beckham, that's ME!!! You just have to squint (if you eyes are blurry it helps) and use you're imagination a bit to see it. So yea, I'm overweight. I'm not happy about it and I'm going to do something about it soon. I've been slacking. Also very important, I'm missing a tooth in front, I cracked a root and had to have the tooth pulled. I'm trying to get an implant but it's a bit pricy. The tooth make me more self conscious than the weight. I work weekdays and have obligations at night, so it's difficult to meet during the week, so I would prefer Friday night or Saturday. I have a lot of hobbies I dabble in, but I think I've spread myself too thin with them. I play video games regularly, I like watching movies (been super into moves around 40s-70s and westerns lately), sports (college football and F1), guns, computer hardware, cars. I'd love to explore more things sexually, especially some fetish stuff. I've only slept with women and sex has always been pretty vanilla, anal was probably the most extreme thing I've been able to do. If you're a TOP and interested feel free to hit me up. Would like to meet someone with a decent size cock. I don't want my dick sucked and not looking to fuck a dude. Anything goes with the ladies or Trans-Women. Would love to find a woman that was interested in using a strap-on.

My Ideal Person Doesn't use hard drugs, weed is cool with me and prefer someone else that smokes too.

Men: Older? Someone easy to be around, respectful and discreet. Top, body size doesn't matter much, hung and thick would be cool. Might be cool to come over to watch a game or play a game and maybe something happens.

Ladies: I'm open to most body sizes, my previous partners have all been BBW. I would really like to be with a skinny woman. I think a cute face is the most important. Hmmm. this is tricky. See, it say's "My Ideal Person", so I guess my ideal person would be young, like 18 young, she would be skinny but also have natural huge boobs. OR, she has huge fake boobs, like the super fake round ones! Her face, hmmm, Megan Fox (she looks slutty hot to me) in Transformers? Or something cute, like younger Sandra Bullock..... I'm not really an ass guy, this is probably unpopular but I like a smaller white girl ass. So smaller hips and a Bella Thorne ass? This is so ridiculous, hahaha.

My ideal woman is real!