Update - 2017/May - I'm back! looking for fun with likeminded people - why not have a chat! I have no pic - thats cause I work in a high profile industry where I bump into a lot of parents...could make my work and peral life difficult so I dont put a pic up, nor will I send one electronically - it aint worth my career! So if you are interested, I'm happy to meet somewhere where there a tonne of exits - that way you can bail easily! So clearly this profile was a bit confusing...don't tick all the boxes - I think some people see that and make decisions based on that - happy to be proved wrong with that. So - if I message you - its cause I'm interested in; a) Chatting to you b) meeting up and playing/having sex whatever But, please don't assume that the miniscule brain in my cock is driving all my decisions - I can converse intellectually with people about different things - or at least thats what my shrink keeps telling me to tell myself.... So if I message you - tell me to bugger off or tell me hi not interested! or tell me 7pm my house whatever! just a bit of feedback is useful in my search for whatever it is I'm looking for... So I'm tall, like to start every sentence with So..., blue eyes, 35yrs of age, alright body shape (about 90kg)- wicked sense of humour - wicked or stupid - whatever - very openminded hence the profile in here...

My Ideal Person So my ideal person is someone that is comfortable in their own skin and likes to have fun. Ideally, I find some people that I can tick a few things off my sexual bucketlist - if you want to know more about it - just message me or add me as a friend - don't wink as the system is rooted and autowinks people from fake profiles so I won't know if you are legit or not...so enjoy and have fun - hope you find what you are after and if you don't - fire me a email and maybe we can help each other out. Here for a good time not a long time - I know its a crap old saying but its true - when your times up its up, so why not enjoy the ride? (literally and metaphorically....)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Latex, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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