"Big Viking look'n for fun female masochists who like their large natural breasts treated roughly; however, I also love masochistic Asian babes (and all babes of other ethnicities) who are in the itty-bitty-tittie commitee." Don't let my profile scare you away. I'm honest to a fault, my loyalty runs deeper than bones, and I'm a big teddy bear with women, , and grandparents. I like to Dominate in the bedroom, and I can switch with the right chick. Outside of the bedroom...I take care of my business, and she takes care of her business--if I need help, I ask her, and she helps me; and if she needs help, she asks me, and I help her. I need a street-smart chick who thinks fast on her feet because my PTSD often blurs/distorts my perception/reality; so, I need to be able to pull her aside and get her take on any given situation before I react. I am very protective, and I insist that she take care of herself and keep herself safe. Predators and abusers beware. If you're not into "60 Shades of hanky panky", then we may not be compatible, but let's give it a try anyways (because we never know, right?); but, I always respect a woman's boundaries. I am a Dominant with Sadistic tendencies. I like cardio vascular exercise, working out, travel, road trips, adventure, learning, going to the shooting range, going out, and staying home for card games, board games, movies, BBQs, swimming, kissee face, hanky panky, etc. I am (1) published, (2) educated, (3) an actor, (4) a musician, etc. (1) My autobiography is entitled, "When Life Doesn't Turn Out the Way We Hoped it Would" by Tom Wick. It can be found at kickstandridesagain dot cum. (2) I earned my Associates of Arts degree (AA) in Liberal Arts (which is a 60 unit degree I obtained graduating with 160 units because I changed majors more than a few times); I earned my Bachelers of Arts degree (BA) in Old Testament Theology (in Hebrew) and New Testament Theology (in Koine Greek); and I earned my Masters of Science degree in Business Administration (MBA) with minors in Marketing and International Business. (3) I earned my SAG (Screen Actors Guild) card as a peg-leg pirate in "The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" and have done various other gigs. (4) I play the 6-string guitar, the mandolin, the bass guitar, the keys, a few wind instruments, and your organ very well. I was born and raised in rough neighborhoods in Los Angeles, California; so, I do not have patience, tolerance, time, or energy for disrespect or unnecessary nonsense. I am a Conservative Independent Fiscal Libertarian Populist; I am a lifetime NRA member; I am a lifetime DAV member; and I voted for Donald J. Trump. I am sober since 12-26-96. Let's talk on the phone to determine if we want to meet; and then, let's meet in a public place. Let's take it from there. Love what you love about me and accept the rest; and, I shall do the same. In addition, I am incorrigible, I am obsessed with boobs, and I still think fart'n is funny. (There...that oughta' ward off the stuffy and prudish snobs...LOL.) I am a retired disabled US Navy Veteran (with a right above-knee amputation); I am a naughty 60 shades of Tommy Sailor; I liked the crossfire novels (by Sylvia Day), the "50 Shades of Grey" trilogy (by E. L. James), "Secretary" (with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal), and "9½ Weeks" (with Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger); and I am a DOMINANT personality who get's along best with easygoing, street-smart, go-with-the-flow, follow-my-lead female personalities (it must be noted that most of the time I will ask her what she wants to do because a happy woman makes for a bitchen relationship), so if you are controlling or domineering, we are not a good match. I cling to my merciful, faithful, unchanging, compassionate, and unconditionally loving Judeo-Christian God (Yahweh), to my Bible, to my Constitution, to my guns, etc.

My Ideal Person My Ideal Person: Local females only, I will not relocate you, & read my profile. I would like a woman (1) who lives 5 to 15 miles from my house and (2) who has time for a relationship.

Do what you say and say what you do. Don't be unreliable, rude, sarcastic, critical, condemning, guilt tripping, shaming, gaslighting, or disrespectful.

You can not hate Christians, Jews, political views that differ from yours, sexual orientations that differ from yours, the United States of America, or the President of the United States of America (regardless of political party preference).

I do not have the Hollywood aggrandized violent PTSD; but rather, I have the avoid-conflict-at-all-costs PTSD. However, if you want a fight, then I'm your huckleberry.

"I am what I am, and that's all that I am" (Popeye, the Sailor Man).

"The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching" (John Wooden).

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results” (Albert Einstein).

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation" (William Paley as quoted in the Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous).

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference" (Elie Wiesel).

The results from my bdsmtest.org:
100% Sadist
100% Master/Mistress
100% Daddy/Mommy
98% Dominant
97% Owner
94% Voyeur
94% Experimentalist
88% Degrader
87% Rigger
85% Ageplayer
84% Exhibitionist
75% Boy/Girl
66% Primal (Hunter)
59% Switch
56% Masochist
49% Non-monogamist
43% Pet
36% Brat tamer
35% Primal (Prey)
15% Submissive
12% Slave
10% Degradee
9% Brat
2% Rope bunny
1% Vanilla
http://bdsmtest.org/r/8kdnGjhX

We are looking for a good-hearted female with a sound mind who is open, honest, willing to negotiate, and able to communicate and resolve conflicts. I am open to the relationship developing into more.

Remember that (1) all things are NEGOTIABLE (i.e., resolved in a mutual bi-lateral discussion), (2) I'm not perfect and don't expect you to be either, and (3) loyalty and honesty lead to trust which is established over time by being consistent (i.e., doing what we say and saying what we do).

NEGOTIATE means that you don't just tell me what the rules are without allowing me to give my input. NEGOTIATIONS are both mutual and bi-lateral.

If ever a woman wants to, I would love to meet 'n' greet (with or without my submissive depending upon what I, she, and you desire) to see if we click. You are most gracious, and I thank you for that (as some people are exceedingly rude on this site). I wish you well along your journey. Please do approach me when and as you desire. Peace, happiness, and blessings to you and yours.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
LedZepplin, Beatles, RadioHead, SmashingPumpkins,
DaveMatthews, 3rdEyeBlind, CountingCrows, INXS, Se

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Whatever gets u off cause I'll have my happy ending
before we're

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Compatibility

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I'll tell if we hit it off....

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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