Standard members can message! Why I'm here: dating is a pain in the ass, I'm not trying to get into a relationship, and I rather appreciate the direct nature of AFF. I'm solitary by nature and fiercely independent, but I rather like that sex stuff. Tends to conflict somewhat! What I'm looking for: in a word, fun. The world is a serious enough place as it is. Looking for someone relaxed, intelligent, and likes laughs and spicy fun in equal measure! What I offer: discretion if desired, and assurance that I will do my best to ensure that when we part ways we're happy we met up. No porn star, but I get by. 7 inches, for the curious. Open to women and couples. Not bi, have no interest in men, but willing to team up with a guy to make a lady the star of the show. Unsexy afterthought, but worth stating I'm drug and STD free. Not looking to change that either, please!

My Ideal Person Easy-going, appreciates humor, tries to take care of their body, and (of course) has a healthy appetite for the physical!