Discrete and drama free guy wanting to fool around. I am vasectomy safe and have never had a STD. Once I get to know someone I can be very witty. I think I have a very sharp wit and mind. Love to make people laugh, even if it is at my own expense. If you are going to smoke anything, please smoke it away from me. Also, please don't be intoxicated. I don't mind if you need a couple to loosen a zipper, but won't play with someone who is passed out or drunk, even if that is a fantasy of yours.

My Ideal Person Ideally I would like to find a steady DRAMA FREE and discrete fuck buddy. Like me, they Love to give and receive oral, perhaps taking things outside the bedroom too to a social setting. I am very much a huggy, touchy, kissy, kinda guy, but am not clingy. I like living alone, but am not opposed to finding one singular lady for the rest of my life.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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