Due to a recent uptick in boredom, I’m entertaining all suggestions for fun and/or debauchery. I’m also a very good sport, so if you’re harboring a dirty, shameful secret-fantasy that you want to get off your chest and you see me online, odds are in your favor that if you want a very eager, naked, oily assistant...it’s only an IM “hello” away. I don’t get messages like most of you fancy perverts, so please IM me if you wanna chat, because...one more time...I won’t be able to read your message, and I’ll probably feel terrible. In conclusion I’d like to point out that i’m down for WHATEVER and I love proving that. I’m basically a sexual Swiss Army knife, so I’ll usually have a tool to tackle any job LA wants to throw at me. I’m ok with short visits or long, just don’t like being napped. i love to party, i love rolling around in plastic die pools filled with warm oil, and please feel free to set up as many (oil-proof) cameras as you want...because I love studying game film.

My Ideal Person see above:

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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