Hi! I'm happily married and totally in love with my husband. We recently set up a family profile - why don't you look us up there? It's 2_together and we're interested in threesomes and perhaps a couple if we find the right people. When I was on here by myself I got a lot of messages - thank you for the interest. (Hmm, apparently I was a unicorn - maybe even a sparkly one with wings.) HOWEVER, since my sweetie is now willing to come out and play the only thing I'm going to be looking for on my own is kink that he's not interested in. If you message me for anything else, I'll still say "thanks, but no thanks" because I don't want to be rude, but please don't waste either of our time.

My Ideal Person I have a husband I love and adore. Please look us up at 2_together - we're interested in threesomes and perhaps a couple if we find the right people.

Outside of that, the only thing I'm looking for is kink that he's not into - he's vanilla and I'm not. If you don't play that way or don't have something else I'm missing (i.e. you're female or if you have long hair to play with or piercings in interesting places) please don't contact me.

You like to play and laugh. You're smart. Your profile and pictures tell me things about you. Your pictures are classy and interesting - not just close-ups of your equipment. (I'm sure you're proud of it and a lot of you should be - the porn industry should recruit here!) However, that's not the most important thing.

As I've been reading messages, a rather rude, crude phrase keeps popping up in my thoughts - "If your message and profile don't tell me jack shit, you can go jack off." Sorry. If you want me to be interested you have to give me something to work with.

Also, if you message me out of the blue and ask to meet up that night - the answer's no.

Of course, if your name is Johnny Depp, Chris Helmsworth, Clay Mathews, or Idris Elba pay absolutely no attention to everything I said and message me right now

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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