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danger_noodle 57/M
Denver, Colorado
I DIDNT COME HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS
Introduction
[I][COLOR orange]Advisory: Any legal or physical pers using this or any affiliated site for any nefarious purpose - you hereby have my permission to go ahead and datamine the fuck out of my profile, pictures and videos. GO NUTS MONKEY-BOYS![/COLOR][/I]
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Current or former penis owner? Baggage Sherpa, Flake, Drama Queen or Psycho Bitch From Hell? Please see next profile. Are you ready to play and looking for fun? Funtastic, they will love you at Luna Park. This is your last chance to escape...[/COLOR][/I]
[SIZE +2][COLOR teal]i know about [COLOR orangered]THE NEED[/COLOR] tthe dreams that you don't quite recall but you wake up wet, with a startle...the not entirely unpleasant ache, as if a hollow void deep inside your cunt, inside your womb makes you crave and there is no respite - the most mundane neutral non-triggers are screaming filthy sex from billboards, store shelves, news on TV, your nipples hard and clit tingling and panties getting soaked at the oddest times and you would fuck anyone, anything with a cock, all of them, as long as you are unable to resist, unable to refuse, unwilling to escape...hard, rough, animalistic, messy, again you jolt awake in a post office line, or a class you teach or holding the phone with the angry silence from the receiver offering no clue, and where do these thoughts come from, are they even yours...and lately impulse for that guilty transgressive rush so strong you wonder if you're still normal...[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[I][COLOR platinumwhite]Mindful awareness, carnal, drives desire; will controlled into cultivated vice, pleasure delayed conditions current channeled, through the mortal coil amplified and as the serpent spiritforce roused uncoils from Muladhara and begins to rise, the tempered vessel will not shatter. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/I]
My Ideal Person This isn't about maybe wanting to try it on for size. You are here because you need to be. Need to be made to feel a certain way. to be forced to feel, to really feel it. to feel.
here penitence. here atonement. here absolution. we are not playing. on your knees. craving. mouth open. legs spread. used hard. black blindfold tight. punished. black silken cord criss cross. elbow wrist behind. taken. nipples hard. dress torn. handled. chest thrust forward. powerfucked. keep your fucking mouth open. palm imprints fire. penetrated. again. mindless fucktoy. pushed back. dripping. what are you? marble chills flesh. louder. craving. pushed. surrender. broken through. accept. your power. become. fly. release. remember. return. land. grounding. integration.
safe as fuck.
you know who you are. you have a brain that works, a family tree that forks. likely you are 25 to 42, that said, balance of emotional and intellectual maturity and youthful spirit is much more important than physical age and looks don't matter at all as long as you are beautiful..
fair warning to fake profile, picture thieving lowlifes and bottom-feeding would-be scammers: i will cause your fingers to turn into sausages and the keys on your keyboard into a frenzy of starving piranha, i will invite fleas of one thousand syphilitic camels to come nest in your groin, which you will not be able to scratch (duuh) but hey you will grow two new layers of impacted wisdom teeth in your rectum and every day will be root canal Monday.
==SORTA LIKE BDSM QUIZ RESULTS ==
100% Brat Ass Tamer
100% Owner, but you can have half
100% Experimental List
97% Probability Aged 46.08
96% Switched On Bach
95% Dominant 5% Predominant
95% Masochist 5% Feminist
95% Past Muster, second right after your first left
95% Degradation Received Returned to Sender
94% Degradation giver other 6% have to pay extra
94% Exhibitionist 100% Art slave driver
93% Sadist 7% Country n Western
93% Bondage MkGiver 7% Duct Tape Salesman
89% Primal (Hunter Valley)
81% Voyeur 19% Tourist
80% Non-monogamist aka 100% Total Slut
77% Not Your Daddy, I'm almost 75% certain
66% Brat 36% Wurst
4% Vanilla 96% Icee
4% All-Rounder 96% Drop Bear
My Ideal Person This isn't about maybe wanting to try it on for size. You are here because you need to be. Need to be made to feel a certain way. to be forced to feel, to really feel it. to feel.
here penitence. here atonement. here absolution. we are not playing. on your knees. craving. mouth open. legs spread. used hard. black blindfold tight. punished. black silken cord criss cross. elbow wrist behind. taken. nipples hard. dress torn. handled. chest thrust forward. powerfucked. keep your fucking mouth open. palm imprints fire. penetrated. again. mindless fucktoy. pushed back. dripping. what are you? marble chills flesh. louder. craving. pushed. surrender. broken through. accept. your power. become. fly. release. remember. return. land. grounding. integration.
safe as fuck.
you know who you are. you have a brain that works, a family tree that forks. likely you are 25 to 42, that said, balance of emotional and intellectual maturity and youthful spirit is much more important than physical age and looks don't matter at all as long as you are beautiful..
fair warning to fake profile, picture thieving lowlifes and bottom-feeding would-be scammers: i will cause your fingers to turn into sausages and the keys on your keyboard into a frenzy of starving piranha, i will invite fleas of one thousand syphilitic camels to come nest in your groin, which you will not be able to scratch (duuh) but hey you will grow two new layers of impacted wisdom teeth in your rectum and every day will be root canal Monday.
==SORTA LIKE BDSM QUIZ RESULTS ==
100% Brat Ass Tamer
100% Owner, but you can have half
100% Experimental List
97% Probability Aged 46.08
96% Switched On Bach
95% Dominant 5% Predominant
95% Masochist 5% Feminist
95% Past Muster, second right after your first left
95% Degradation Received Returned to Sender
94% Degradation giver other 6% have to pay extra
94% Exhibitionist 100% Art slave driver
93% Sadist 7% Country n Western
93% Bondage MkGiver 7% Duct Tape Salesman
89% Primal (Hunter Valley)
81% Voyeur 19% Tourist
80% Non-monogamist aka 100% Total Slut
77% Not Your Daddy, I'm almost 75% certain
66% Brat 36% Wurst
4% Vanilla 96% Icee
4% All-Rounder 96% Drop Bear
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
been there done that, tastes just like chicken - or fuck
me i'm famous. waves to Jessica Rabbit (-;
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
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