He is a virile Adonis with a trust fund and a pecker of the gods. She is a supermodel with perfect tits and no gag reflex. Buying that? Didn’t think so. We are your average, next door types, who just happen to be freaky in the sack. We both think the other is the hottest thing EVER, but we aren’t delusional to think that all of you will think the same. We promise to not make you cringe in horror either. She is blonde, blue eyed, has a great smile, great body with wonderful curves. She is truly sexy from head to toe, not to mention well educated and very funny. He has brown hair with a touch of distinguished gray (I’m not old, dagnabit!), brown eyes, a decent build, dimples “that are oh, so cute”, and a sparkle in his eyes when he is joking around.

My Ideal Person We are looking for a good time and to enjoy life, who isn’t, after all? We are hoping to find like minded people to hang out with, and if we all get nekkid, awesome! If we don’t get all down and dirty, then at least we will make a friend or two. (Bring it in for a group hug) If you can quote funny movies, listen to good music, have a twisted sense of humor, like getting dirty, and have a nice set o’ boobs, you are practically a match made in heaven for us! We just ask that you check the drama at the door and don’t be stuck on yourself. Seriously, we are up for almost anything, but it depends on our mood. We both want to find a nice woman to play with for her to broaden her bi horizons. She is experienced, but definitely wants more. Other women with experience are a definite plus. We aren’t into animals, pain, or things that should be flushed.