I'm not here for fantasies about true love and picket fences. I'm a sexual woman and I'm not looking for monogamy. I keep a select handful of f**k stallions at the ready. 1. I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU UNLESS YOU SHOW ME YOUR FACE. Following directions was covered in kindergarten, gentlemen. Don't feed me the bs about working for the government, being a politician, or needing discretion because you're a super secret spy. I, too, have worked for the government. My lovers have been politicians/professional athletes/actors. Get over yourself and show me your face. 2. Your photos need to be current. Your teeth need to be cared for. 3. I rarely host. 4. I smoke weed when I f**k. No exceptions. You do you. 5. I'm 6 feet tall. 6. BYOC. Bring Your Own Condoms. Yes. You have to strap up. 7. If you have a significant other, then f**k off. 8. If you are older than 55, please do not waste your time. You will not be able to keep up.

My Ideal Person I'm a Viking. I will only f**k with men who I consider my equal (unless you are looking for servitude).