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TheREAL1sxywitch 44 / F
"Please read the entire profile and my requirements. Bi curious."
Jackson, Michigan, United States
 
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TheREAL1sxywitch 44/F
Jackson, Michigan
Introduction
I have a dominant laid back personality. 420 friendly, card-carrying MMJ patient. It's cool if you don't smoke, as long as you don't mind if I do. I drink socially, but never to excess. I'm confident in who I am, my sexuality and what I want out of life. I know how to pleasure, please and punish the per I'm with, and I have a wicked imagination. I am a plus size woman and heavily tattooed. Now this isn't for everybody, so if it's not for you keep moving. I am also a mother and my comes FIRST. If that is a problem, kick rocks. I am not going to travel to you, period. I have been on here for a while and I realize what people are here for, but these men are a trip. For some reason you seem to think that just because you instant message, message, flirt, or hotlist a woman you are entitled to an invitation to her panties. This is not true, if there is not chemistry... or if i don’t want jump RIGHT into bed with you that is my right. If I am so attracted to you that I jump right into bed with you without a second thought, so be it. Taking my time just means that I need to feel you out first, find the attraction. Don’t think that just because you meet me I'm automatically going to fuck you. Don’t think that you can talk to me disrespectfully or not attempt to hold a normal conversation with me because of where you met me. I do not respond to "hey baby, wanna fuck?" Stop asking me for my number. If I decide to give it to you, fine. I have deleted all but two pictures. When and *IF* I’m comfortable, I have no problem sending you more. You need to be able to hold a conversation. I'm looking for it all; friendship, pleasure, love, passion, lust, intimacy. I'm not into emotional games, bullshit and drama. Married or attached? Sorry, but I don't get involved unless it's an open and consensual situation. If it is, I'd like to meet both of you even if just one is going to play. Cheating is not something I will be a party to. Please show respect for yourself, your significant other and me. - Sydney University and all other institutions (or individuals) using AdultFriendFinder site or its associated sites. You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.

My Ideal Person Discreet, incredible sex is what I have in mind. Oral servants, titty suckers, well-endowed men, fin subs, BBC/BWC to the front of the line. STD-free goes without saying!!!

Ladies- I enjoy women thick, thin, average, medium, athletic and even with a little extra padding. Just not into super obese women or butch. As long as I am attracted to you physically and mentally, we can connect. Not into women who are stuck on themselves, taking selfies all day, egotistical females into childish bullshit no matter how hot they look.

Gentlemen- I don't have patience for ignorance, assholes, people with a lack of respect/creativity, or super aggressive. I am looking for local men, I'm not traveling to you. Good hygiene a must. (this is required of everyone) Open mind is necessary, respectful and honest. I am drama free and strive to keep it that way. I am looking for someone who is capable of pleasing a woman (preferably repeatedly) and not just interested in his own pleasure. I don't like guys who are cocky or full of themselves.

Information
  • 44 / female
  • Jackson, Michigan, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious
Looking For:  Men or Women
Birthdate: April 2, 1978
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: <5 ft 0 in / <152 cm
Body Type: BBW
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Atheist
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 38 / 85 Above DD / E
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses