I like playful sex, smiling, laughing, playtime where the bed is like a jungle gym and trying a new sexual position that ends in disaster is almost as much fun as a new one that works. I like intense sex, when the words finally fail and it is a rhythmic clenching of bodies exchanging deep strokes into each other, sharing gasped breaths, forehead to forehead eyes sparking on contact. When the games and foreplay are over and the muscles tense, toes curling in anticipation of the final urgent push. I like hard fucking, sweaty, hair-pulling, ass spanking good times. I have a taste for dominance and would enjoy marking a sexy body with touches and bites to make a map she can follow for days afterwards, all to the tune of spanks on an ass that is slowly turning pink and tender. I am a confident and aggressive, though I do make use of self-deprecation because I know how to take a joke. We are our own harshest critics,(though that may just be me being critical),so, I will be blunt and straight forward in my blatant self-aggrandizement. I am smart, and I mean this in a factual way, not in a power-of-positive-thinking way. If you want to talk about the ontological implications of Jung's character narrative arch as it applies to Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles, we can do that. If you want to go spelunking in Plato's cave I am happy to talk about the signifier vs the signified, or we can just make it a dirty pun. I am, however, easy going and amicable. I am also funny(though I won't try to be funny here since it seems so damn clown-like to try and make strangers laugh, and nobody wants to fuck a clown), with a love of books and dominance. The authors I love are Pratchett, Adams, Matheson, Vonnegut, Gaiman, Dumas, and many others. My undergrad degree was in Creative Writing and am currently applying to grad school for English Lit. I work in a bookstore and yes I am a geek. It is not all I am, but if you don't like that I have a passion for books, it isn't so much we can't talk as we will be speaking different languages. Regardless, you are always welcome to send me an email, I do take the time to respond to all inquires, even if it is a negative response. I think everyone has the right to know they are wasting their time if it comes to that.

My Ideal Person My ideal woman is confident, not in a "I-am-woman-respect-me" kind of way, but more of the "I-am-secure-person-and-I-am-capable" kind of way. She will enjoy books, and in particular, talking about books she likes. She will want to travel. She won't be afraid, frankly I just don't have that kind of time, I am not here to coax anyone out of their shell and birth them into their new life of self-realization and courage. She will have a sharp wit and a love of laughing, even at things that shouldn't be funny. She knows that sex is a game and not a weapon. Mostly, she will just be a complete person, not someone I have to help "discover" herself. I am happy to discover with her, just not for her. She will also forgive the occasional bad pun.

Oh, and also, IF YOU HAVE A GIANT PICTURE OF YOUR VAGINA AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ENOUGH ABOUT SUBTLY FOR ME TO EVER CONSIDER YOU. Seriously, the search page looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe nightmare.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Technically no, but it does get me hard thinking about paying
Morgan Freeman to narrate the sex I am having, you know,
while having it.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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