Since its big in AZ No GQP No QAnon No Trumpians No Antivaxxers No hate Generally decent and dirty human trying to be better at both Always seeking sometimes more actively then othersRemember to drink some water make good choices get vaccinated dont be a dick Currently editing and adding to this so its a little broken up but you get the ideaWhat Im looking for Currently under construction and just some keywords at the momentDynamics Naturally a bratty Dom type but open to you anywhere along the spectrum of hard bottom to no power exchange Consistent Hook ups are fun and all but Id prefer a more regular and reoccurring interaction Which could be anywhere from FB to FWB to GF to Throuple to Clean As in both DDF and hygienically Medcarded so 420 friendly but find the term annoying and medicinal psychoactives on occasion could be fun More on that later Service Just in my head a little maybeExhibition Not fishing for nudes or porn but certainly like to take my own Fluid bonded Not a requirement but in an ideal version and not immediately and not without much tests and conversations Cuckcake Nondegrading nonhumiliation nonunicorn based and not a requirement for connection And this ranges from just her in the same house but not same room all the way up to full on assistance and participation All depends on levels of connection Full equals no using unless its part of the dynamic for that moment Throuple Were really similar and synced on many levels that it may look near impossible that a third could fit in equally but were also diverse enough conscientious enough and willing to put in the effort to try and make it work if the right fit to the puzzle comes along Me Pros ADHD fun Vaccinated and boosted Mx3 Vasectomy shooting blanks by choice Puts the cart in the corral always Doesnt touch strangers or people I know even without consent and a reason Actively avoids toxic masculinity unless being sarcastic with close peoples Sarcasm Endless movie music tv references both obvious and obscure Washes hands frequently but not too frequently Keeps my masculinity at nontoxic levels Wife who will make sure to sendmakekeep on hand your favorite snacks and such Entertaining homelife with a mix of insane unique and odd ball little people and animals This only applies to those who want the level of intimacy and are table worthy Sexy AF Dad BodFather Figure 62 350 and dropping Sexual sadist Bruising you gets me hot so the pain comes with the pleasure Caretaker energy like DDlg but without the age play Believe almost everything is a shade of grey not black and white I dont send dick picks unless its of someone named Richard Me Cons ADHD fun Sarcasm Endless movie music tv and references That are too obscure and you wont get but will amuse me to no end and cause me to look at you like youre a dumbass Bratty Dom energy Live with crazy people human and animal peoples Will force bad old movies and music on you if in a power dynamic Buckaroo Banzai Guys and Dolls Beastmaster The Van Handsy when consented too A million other things too Recommendation from the wife distracted Reasons you should date my husband Keep in mind that I am terribly smitten even all these years later so I may be a little biasedHe is vey tall This means he can reach all the things But it also means he usually has bend down to kiss you in that romantic movie kindofway that makes me swoon just a little bitHis gives lovely neck kisses if you like them which I do very much even though it is unfair how befuddled they make me He gives lovely other kisses too Not limplipped Not timid Id have to put him right up there in the top five kissers of all time trying to keepHim humble He has big strong hands and knows how to use them His skin is always warm He is funny almost as much as he thinks he is and sarcastic and incredibly versed in pop culture You want him on your trivia team in game night He has a dramafree wife at home that loves to see him happy and hear about his adventures She will send snacks and cold medicine if you need it He is a good guy For real Raised by women who did a pretty good job allinall He is genuine with a know better do better outlook on himselfTake a chance He is worth it I want a golden gooseGoosesGeesesI want my geese to lay gold eggs for easter It will sweetheartAt least a hundred a day Anything you sayAnd by the way WhatI want a feast You ate before you came to the factoryI want a bean feast Huh one of thoseCream buns and doughnuts and fruit cake with no nutsSo good you could go nuts You can have all those things when you get homeNo nowI want a ballI want a partyPink macaroons and a million balloons and performing baboons and give it to meNowI want the worldI want the whole worldI want to lock it all up in my pocketIt39s my bar of chocolateGive it to me nowI want todayI want tomorrowI want to wear 39em like braids in my hair andI don39t want to share 39emI want a party with roomfulls of laughterTen thousand tons of icecreamAnd if I don39t get the things I am afterI39m going to screamI want the worksI want the whole worksPresents and prizes and sweets and surprisesOf all shapes and sizesAnd NOWDon39t care howI want it nowDon39t care howI want it now

My Ideal Person Depending on the person open to everything from regular hookups to serious relationship Love you in many different sizes shapes shades and ages as long as theres good honest connection you never know whats going to flip my switch either on or off Just be clean cute in your own unique way and entirely edible not a BHM because I dont like eating and thats the previews comment Ill make until I know you better Not here to collect friends pics or text buddies

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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