After several years as a successful erotic author, I find myself with writer’s block. I was hoping there might be a hot, fit and inexhaustible someONE to inspire a new story or two. I’m 45, HWP, dark hair, light eyes, fair-skinned, size 8, 34DDD per Victoria’s Secret. I need a very discreet muse who could be of assistance during regular business hours of 9a-4p. Bonus points if you are very good with your hands.......as posing as my handyman would be beneficial. :). And a slow hand trumps a fast one every time ie. I’m here for my pleasure too, not just yours. Age may be irrelevant, but I’m thinking under 50 would be preferable. Well, unless you are a licensed massage the or can tie a cherry stem with your tongue. In those cases, I’ll consider up to 55. (Cheshire grin). Please display a similar intelligence level if you message me- the brain is the largest sex organ. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person Tall, dark and handsome won’t hurt, and since my current novella is set in the South Pacific on a sailboat, if you own one, it would help. . No, really, I don’t have a specific look, but you must be intelligent, fairly fit, capable of witty repartee and understand that foreplay is the basis of truly erotic experiences. If you’ve read this far, meet at least 70% of my demographic and can tell me what O.M. stands for (I’ll give a hint, it’s NOT the mantra during meditation), you’ve got the job.