Felt is was time for a much needed update of the profile. First, let's check out, well, us, in detail, or as much as we will allow. Her: She is a 5'4", lithe predator. She knows what she wants, and frankly, she will get it. I don't know how she does it, but it works, almost all the time. She is 115 pounds... soaking wet, a size 3, a 32B, and she has blonde hair, most of the time, blue eyes, all of the time, and a sense of humor... most of the time. She is a dancer *cough*, and she has her belly button pierced, as well as a tattoo on her right shoulder, with my name as part of it... that's right, she's branded, though it was NOT my idea, it was hers. She is informing me that come January, I will do the same thing, though for now, I am fighting this because I can, and frankly because, well, just because. Him: He is 6', in the morning, weighs 235 pounds, after taxes, and is generally an alright guy. He is not as demanding as she is, though he has a way of getting things done. Most of the time, he works as a con-artist in the sex department, though when it comes to her, she is the boss... oddly enough. He has brown hair, until she touches it, green eyes, she's not changing that, wears glasses to read, has his left ear pierced twice and recently had his tongue pierced. He works as a CAD draftsman and IT knucklehead, while at the same time, getting into trouble all the... er... time. He is *ex*-military [infantry of the Army] (take that UCMJ!!!), so has a sense of humor, as well as, well... nasty side. She tends to keep him on a short leash. *bark* *bark* When it comes to our interests... we enjoy movies, both standard everyday movies, whether with the or not (as in, G-R rated) and we enjoy our porn. Yes, we are filthy evil porn addicted monstrosities!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where were we? Oh yes, we like our porn. We also enjoy spending time together, whether cooking together, dancing together, going to a club, strip or otherwise, and sharing women together. Yes, she is bisexual, he is NOT. Let us state the latter again... he is NOT. As long as the mic is working, that should have been clearly stated. Let's see, we also enjoy playing games together, and one of these days, he will get her to be able to sit down to a fun filled afternoon of Dungeon and Dragons or D20 Modern... yes, he is an imaginative GEEK!! Well, imaginative anyhow... We enjoy physical contact, as much, if not more then, the next person(s). She does NOT enjoy anal, in the slightest, though strangely enough, she is looking for a DP... hey, it's not HIS mind, it's hers. He likes oral, both receiving and giving, and recently had his tongue pierced to enumerate this concept. Due to the sensitivity of her clit, he has become an expert at the use of fingering a woman's g-spot to bring multiple orgasm after multiple orgasm... yes, this is a fundamental truth. He has been told "too much" on more then on occassion, by more then one woman. It's a gift... hehe... she does not really like to give oral, and will hurt him profusely for saying that on this, but he prefers to tell the truth. She does enjoy receiving oral (she's a taker, not a giver... not very fair, if you ask me), though as stated previously... sensitive clit, this tickles her a bit. We don't get out a lot due to 2 crumb crunchers we call our . However, during those times we are able to get out, we look to enjoy ourselves immensely!

My Ideal Person What we're looking for, is fit couples or fit women, for now, that are between the ages of 18 and 40, who would like to be able to spend an evening together with us, eventually leading to sex. We will NOT play without the other. In other words, for those who don't understand that, there will be NO, "Well, I need to try her out first..." sort of thing. It's not going to happen, don't ask. We want young and vivacious women and/or couples to have a lot of fun. We also require a sense of maturity within that relationship. Some appearance of adulthood is necessary, on a personality/intellectual level.

For those keeping track, *she* is bi, *he* is not.

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Our profile very specifically says, Couple searching for a Woman, Couples and (2) Women. I honestly don't understand why we get Single Men offering to meet when we're not looking for them.
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[UPDATE2]
The previous update concerned Hawaii. It was removed because it was dated for over a year ago. As such, we move on to the next set of updates on here...

What are we updating? Simply the following facts:

In mid-July, we are hoping to move to Green Bay. We have a place picked out, and we are only waiting on the response for him to get a job there before we commit to the move in totality.

In addition to the move, we are planning on going on vacation to Hawaii again in mid-August, though this is less as definite as last year's vacation plans. She is trying to get into a few clubs to make some "uber-coinage" to finance said trip to Hawaii. Once we have more firm plans, we'll plan accordingly. We will be looking for people to play with in Hawaii when the time comes, however, so get use to it!!
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[UPDATE3]
We had some people asking us why in the world we use these tags to label updates. To be honest, if you don't know why, then you will not necessarily understand. However, in the spirit of generosity, giving knowledge to others, and because he is tired of being asked, here goes: He has spent about 5 years of his life, programming HTML, PHP, Javascript, DHTML and the occassional CGI script, for web pages. Those who tend to frequent a lot of message boards online, know that most of them do not allow for HTML scripting (ie, [UPDATE4]Had to remove the HTML coding... LOL!! Told you it would mess them up, they denied the update![/UPDATE4], instead allow for what is commonly referred to as BBCode (ie, italics;underline). As such, in an effort to limit hassle concerning the coding on the website (stable though it may be), and to interject a bit of originality and occassional humor, he chose to markup updates with the [UPDATE][/UPDATE] tags. Pretty neat huh?
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[UPDATE5]Okay couples, here it is -- on or about 19 June 2006, the wee little Miss and I are celebrating our 7th Anniversary. We're looking to get a hotel room, probably in the Wausau area (since living in Antigo at the moment has created this need to consider "Wausau" -- high class living). We're looking to go out for dinner, probably Tony Roma's, but most especially, we're looking to have fun with a couple (at least one couple) that night. We're looking for a couple around our age, both in time and in attitude (juvenile pains in the ass will not be tolerated). We're wanting to find a couple that is fairly fit (a little extra padding is okay, just not a lot to make a difference), and looking for a great and fun time. We both have a sense of humor, though we are hoping that whoever wants to play leaves theirs at home... not really, but you get the point. We want to have fun and enjoy ourselves. We promise to make it worth the visit if you are coming from out of town.

Check you later all![/UPDATE5]

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Linkin Park, Usher, Eminem, Rammstein

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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