READ THE PROFILE PLEASE ESPECIALLY SINGLE GUYS!!!! We are Sarcastic and love making people laugh. We are in this for fun, if a relationship is what you want, please move on. We love hearing about each others experiences and that is what this is all about. IF you ever meet us you will swear we hate each other, but I promise that is not the case. We have put up with each other for 15 LONG years and are still as much in love as ever. 1. SINGLE GUYS READ THIS!!! YOU WILL RESPECT HER AND ME, I LOVE WATCHING AND JOINING IN HER GETTING FUCKED, AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH FOR HER TO LET YOU JOIN I PROMISE YOU WILL HAVE FUN. WE WILL NOT JUST SEND PICS FOR THE HELL OF IT, BUT IF SHE IS INTO YOU SHE WILL BLOW YOUR PHONE THE FUCK UP WITH NAKED PICS IF YOU ARE MARRIED AND YOUR WIFE DOESN'T KNOW DON'T ASK US IF SHE IS INTERESTED, SHE WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN. WE DON'T DO HOME WRECKING GET OVER IT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE EATING PUSSY, DON'T MESSAGE US. IF YOU WANT TO LICK YOUR OR ANYONE ELSES CUM OUT OF HER PUSSY DON'T MESSAGE US SHE ONLY DOES THAT WITH GIRLS AND ITS HOT. IF YOU WANT ME TO LET YOU SUCK MINE OR SUCK YOUR COCK YOU ARE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE AND NEED TO LEARN TO READ, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH CONTACT BUT I DON'T DO GUYS. AND STOP COMMENTING ON HIS PICS!!! GUYS IF YOU CANT STAND JOKING FROM ME, DON'T EXPECT TO GET TO HER. I WILL GIVE SINGLE GUYS UNRELENTING HELL, BUT ITS ALL IN FUN.. NOW IF YOU CAN PLAY BY THOSE RULES PERTAINING ONLY TO SINGLE GUYS FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE US. 2. We are open to anything except guy play... PERIOD, SET IN STONE, END OF STORY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, NEVER HAPPEN. GET OVER IT!!! 3. HWP!?!?!? We still are not even sure what the fuck that means exactly, we can look at pics and see if there is physical attraction. We aren't super models and don't expect that from anyone else. Infact she prefers a guy with some meat on his bones, scrawny is a turn off to her. 4. Be prepared to provide face pics,and know if you are missing all your teeth we won't be interested. 5. Women, if you are bi that is awesome it is not a requirement and she may make you scream even if you do not reciprocate. 6. WE ARE REAL, and IF WE SAY WE WILL MEET YOU WE WILL SHOW UP. [/COLOR 7. SHE ONLY CHATS THROUGH KIK PERIOD guys if you want to talk to her get it or you have no chance of ever talking to her, I promise its worth the effort to download the free app... 8. If you have drama or aren't secure in your marriage or relationship DO NOT CONTACT US!!! 9. BEING SHAVED OR VERY VERY NEATLY TRIMMED IS A MUST... Not going down on a bush period. trying to dislodge a hair from your throat is about the most un sexy sound on earth. 10. WE ONLY PLAY IN OUR RACE, WHY THAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND AND WHY IT IS SO OFFENSIVE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND, BUT GET OVER IT!!! We don't have an open marriage per say but we do play separate when we have time and we both love it, and yes the other always knows where and who we are with. We do like to get to know a little about you before jumping into bed, however that does not mean several meetings; we can get to know you well enough through chat and meet over drinks and its game on. We don't do drama, and we are very secure in our marriage.] We respect all rules of people we play with, even though we are wide open to anything. We have found if you have too many rules it takes the fun out of it, and everyone becomes uncomfortable. We are wide open to just about anything, including mfm if that's what she wants and she wants it quite often. She is BI, not sometimes not maybe, if she is into you she will put you to sleep with endless orgasms. He is straight, but not homophobic, SHE loves dp and dvp and being pounded from both ends at the same time and he loves seeing it and giving her whatever she wants. We have experienced just about everything there is to experience. We have enjoyed most of it enough to do it again. We prefer one on one play in separate rooms, but realize most couples don't do this. We open to all options including same room and group play. We only play within our race, which is white no exceptions so don't ask.

My Ideal Person Looking for other sexy singles and couples between the ages of 21-50.
READ THE PROFILE PLEASE BEFORE MESSAGING> WE DO ANSWER ALL EMAILS THAT MEET OUR LIST

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Leather

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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