Hi. Here goes. I am an easy-going, happy guy who enjoys life and tries not to take myself too seriously. I am fortunate to own a successful business that allows me the freedom to make my own schedule and travel wherever and whenever I want to go. I love traveling places I have never been. I like to experience new things. Meet new people. I enjoy keeping up with what is going on in the world. Art. Literature. Music. Film. Politics. Sports. Comedy. But here's the thing, I have found that traveling, just like sex (and life itself), is a lot more enjoyable when you're doing it with someone else. Sure, one can masturbate, but where's the allure? When it comes to taking advantage of myself, it is way too easy. There is just something smoothly seductive about my pre-wank banter. I charm my way into my pants every single time! Don't get me wrong. I am not saying that masturbation is bad -- sometimes it's damn good. That said, it has never been so good that I've called out my own name while ejaculating in the shower. Still ... masturbation does have one huge advantage -- whenever you want to do it, you are always around. That said, I'd rather have sex. Besides, I worry about getting carpal tunnel. So that is why I am here. No. Not because of carpal tunnel fears I am looking for a lover. A FWB. Someone to have fun with. It would be fantastic to fall madly in love with someone I meet here at AFF. If you are reading this and thinking about ...maybe... making contact with me, I will say sincerely -- go for it. Life is short. You cannot win if you do not play. You will never know what would have happened if we had met if we never meet. And, come to think of it, neither will I. Which means, in effect, by not to contacting me, you are depriving TWO people (Innocent-ish, Beautiful People!) of whatever we would have gotten up to had we not been deprived. I am an optimist. I am willing to meet anyone. What are you waiting for? As Woody Allen once said, "Love may be the ultimate answer, but while you're waiting for that answer, sex can raise some really good questions."[B][/B][B][/B] I have got a lot of questions. How about you?

My Ideal Person Someone fun, open-minded, and nice.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
British Sea Power, Divine Comedy, Pulp, Elliott Smith,
Poi Dog Pondering, Third Eye Blind

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Why don't you reach down and grab your ankles and I'll
show you.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
How close it is to Closing Time?

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I have always found the thought of having Thurston Howell,
III's, wife, Lovee, to be exciting. <br><br>
Fuck Mary Anne! Fuck Ginger! Gimmee Lovee, Damn it!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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