We don't have too many rules, but we are looking for a woman or a couple, and the occasional single male that WE WILL FIND ON OUR OWN that are in decent shape and take reaably good care of themselves. We are open to many body types, but too overweight is just plain unhealthy...there is no such thing as a bbw-sorry girls. Tatoos and piercings can be sexy, but too many of either tends to be kinda trashy and trailer parkish. We are an attractive couple in the western suburbs of Minneapolis. Both college educated and well travelled. He is 30's ish, 6', 190, dark hair and eyes, a great sense of humor (i.e. smartass), and very adventurous. She is 30's ish, 5'7" 125, long blonde hair and hazel eyes, 34c, and shaved-she loves sports and drinking beer with the guys...yes, she is a dream girl. We're into watching, videos, lingerie, and pretty much anything that sex has to offer. Unfortunately, we don't relly fit into the "lifestyler" mold-we're not looking to meet for dinner, drinks, dancing, and then see if there's "chemistry." We consider our time valuable, and dancing around the issue is wasting it. We're not dating here people! If you like our profile and pics, lets get together for some fun and skip the games! We'll even tell you our names if you need to know. We're realy not interested in attending your couples mixer parties, so please don't ask-something about them is too smarmy for us.

My Ideal Person We have now discovered the one thing more annoying than single men who don't get it...the female of a couple trying to lure the female from this couple to have a threesome with her man alone. Probably because the man nags her endlessly about his own fantasy, but has a leash on her so tight nobody else can touch her....they have a great word for that-douchebag! Let us guess ladies...he can fuck whatever he wants, but has you convinced that he's all you'll ever need. Our replies have dwindled since adding this, but we can only assume we've caught a lot of people with their hands in the cookie jar. We are looking for a woman or couple who are attractive but not perfect (down to earth...). They ideally would be looking for this website as a sexual outlet because their group of friends aren't quite as "open minded" as they are. We are self employed, so our time is our own. People who are available for daytime fun would be GREAT! We travel often all accross the country, so people who can do a traveling weekend would be perfect! She would love to play with another woman for fun, possibly alone, just the girls!! Single males need not reply (although you probably will anyway because you have the supercock that can move heaven and earth, and your oral skills are probably second to none, with the looks and money of Brad Pitt, so now sit back with your mouse in one hand...)!