I know, I know...you've read a ton of these profiles and they all say the same basic crap, and you're far too smart to fall for the one liners and dick pics. So here's the truth... I pay my mortgage on time. I have a passport. Call me old fashioned, but I'll always pay for the date if we are out. It's not that I think you can't, it's because I was raised by a southern woman, and that's just what men do. I wear socks that match, and shower every 24 hours. As for the intimacy side, you won't get my dick pic, so don't ask. When you're ready to see it, lets just say I've never had any complaints. You know what you want, and I'm eager to please. If you want to meet up, let's do lunch first, so we both have an out if we don't feel the chemistry. I'm not into constant chats or messaging back and forth. This is a site to meet people, so let's plan on meeting!

My Ideal Person You're my ideal person. So get to messaging me already so we can get this party going!