We are traveling for a few months, we will be back. We would like to meet couples , unicorns of course, and possibly some single guys. Please, we dont play with married people that are stepping out on their spouses and be within 10 years of our ages before you message us. No offense, but we aren’t prepared to play with people more than 10 years older than us, and that’s pushing it. If you smoke we are going to have to regretfully pass as the Mrs is super sensitive to it. We aren’t really into one nighters, so if you’re traveling here from out of town, and you don’t at least travel here regularly we probably aren’t the couple for you. Other than that, if you are reasonably attractive, know what manscaping is, and are clean cut, then give us a shout( we won’t reply to faceless profiles, or profiles with nothing but dick pics, so send a pic of something other than your dick) and we will see where it leads. If you cant be bothered, the likelihood that we will bother to reply is slim. I feel compelled to add this also, which should be ridiculous but it’s not. If any of your profile pics include a great shot of your toilet bowl, look elsewhere. Seriously people, that’s just fucking classless and gross. Also, please, we do not accept friend requests from people we haven’t at least talked to and gotten to know a little. Too many photo miners on here. Thanks