Due to some ongoing health issues I'm not as active as I used to be on this site. If you do not have at least 3 vaccinations with proof, I am not interested. I have a compromised immune system and need to stay safe! But please say hello and maybe we could meet for a simple cup of tea and see how it goes. [COLOR red][B]NON-SMOKERS ONLY!!! Seriously, it's a nasty habit. Stop it!![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR blue][B]Please have a face picture in your profile or send me one privately (without me asking!) in a message. I will not respond otherwise. I'm very visual and like to know who I'm talking to. Thank you![/B][/COLOR] Also! Anti-theists are preferred. I'm not a fan of religious people. I am only interested if you are 50 years old or older as I'm now over 50 as well. I'm just not into younger guys. Dad bods preferred! I like a squishy body to cuddle with. Nerdy, silly, quiet, with lots of curves, and tall. I enjoy movies, YouTube, Netflix, Disney +, Prime, and a good cup of tea. I am not a girly-girl. I don't wear make-up, I will not put on a skirt or a dress, and I don't have a silly high-pitched voice. I snort sometimes when I laugh. I'm a size 14-16ish these days. I'm also not a foodie, I hate beer, and coffee is nasty. Bourbon though...yum! I am not interested in dom/sub relationships of any kind, nor am I very kinky. I'm mostly interested in men who are sweet and nice, homebodies, Netflix and chill-types, and happiest at home. I'm sick of guys who feel the need to go out out all the time and get wasted. I don't have time time or patience for that crap. PS... I despise camping. Please stop asking me if I like to go camping. I don't. If you made it this far and will be sending me a message, let me know you read the whole thing by adding the word "loaf" to your reply.

My Ideal Person NON-SMOKING
Please be local as I don't drive. I also cannot host.

Men aged 50+ only please. Circumcised preferred.

For those of you who have a "copy and paste" introduction... I'm not interested. If you can't say hello to me honestly, don't bother.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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