REQUIREMENTS > Professional preferred / Own car / Own place / Has his shit together. > Quick wits and a sharp tongue / Can hold a conversation on a variety of topics with a variety of people. > Has a moderate - healthy sense of adventure but is stable. > Is charismatic, extroverted, and patient. And a badass. He definitely has to have badass/thug qualities about him. I typically won't obey otherwise. > Knows how to fuck a woman, is dominant in the bedroom, is not afraid to accept the responsibilities that go along with that, and commands the respect that I do not blindly give. > Comes with his own hobbies and his own set of friends. > Fellow lifelong pothead preferred. > Liars, manipulaters, and gas lighters need not apply. Ditto if ya still living in ya momma's house. Cuz there's GOTTA be a muthafucker out there that can treat me better than THIS (see video on Videos page) ABOUT ME > Mostly have my shit together I come with my own car, FT job, and townhome. > I love hard and care deeply for those I surround myself with. Will sacrifice more than I should for those I love. > A little on the dramatic side and a total extrovert. I draw my energy from others around me and can hold my own with a group of strangers or friends. > I will never be a well-behaved woman. I'm sassy, opinionated, outspoken, and slightly obnoxious at times. A little bit 'hood - can't/won't help that one. > But I am honest and I know how to keep it classy, graceful, forgiving, and real when and where it counts. > Sometimes have an attitude problem that comes with dirty looks and a smart mouth. This problem can be adjusted in the bedroom - I can be VERY obedient. > I typically run 45-60 minutes late in all I do (with the exception of travel. I don't miss flights). I'm hella late, but I'm coming. > I understand that we are all human and no one is better than anyone else - assholes come in every color. Please do not refer to me as a "lady". I'm not 93 yrs old It's like me driving a minivan: on some cosmic level, my Flyness Factor outranks either of those so they should never come to pass. 🟣 Babe. 🟣 Chick. 🟣 Guuuurrrl 🟣 Chica 🟣 Woman!! Are all things I will answer to. But never "Lady".💋

My Ideal Person Theme song "I Do What The Good Girls Don't" by Elle King