Our location is usually an upcoming destination as we tend to play when we travel. We rely heavily on either: 1) testimonials 2) clear Face pictures without sunglasses, baseball caps (especially turned sideways or backwards) and loose fitting clothes, camera flashes, black bars across the eyes,and motorcycle helmets. About the only thing worse is a profile picture of a close up of your eye. And please remember it's the husband managing this profile. If you have more than a couple "prefer not to say" responses on your profile, we prefer not to reply. Keeping anonymity we understand, keeping us in the dark about basic information about you, we dont understand. Be like the 95% who lie (hahaha, just kidding). Just a pet peeve of ours....any email that starts off with "hey" is a serious point deduction. We realize that's the way high schoolers talk to each other, but we are years removed from high school, and certainly hope you are too.:? A clear smiling face pic works wonders. She isnt into bald or shaved heads. If you put some effort into your email, you will receive a response. Those single sentence emails, void of any substance or sincerity get deleted. Again, emails that say "Hi" or "Hey!"....very annoying. We do not reply to those. Please write intelligently...and no offense, no upper caps on every other LeTtEr...we have no idea what purpose that has other than to give everyone a headache. And we laugh at this one...somebody says on their profile "I love to communicate" and then on all of his attributes he "prefers not to say". Got to love the irony of that one! :) The quality of a person is often revealed in the words and content of your message. Mr. Couple is a skilled masseur (no five and dive here...five minutes and dive in), with massages taking an hour or so, has a portable table for ladies and couples where the focus is on the lady. and please, we dont expect you to tear out the turf, but please at least trim the hedges. We arent planning to play "where's Waldo." Wife has become a bit of a self admitted size queen. We have seen enough dick pics to last a lifetime. I am anxiously awaiting a million pussy pics to balance the equation. More of those, please! It goes without saying that a profile name that describes your junk, or your main profile pic only features your veiny dick, seldom gets responded to.... it only blends in with the countless other veiny dick shots... does not stand out at all. Worse of all... dick pics looking up at it from the ground. With the guy staring from overhead. What's with that? Is that the perspective of what's to come? LOL. WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one.[B][/B][COLOR green][/COLOR][B][/B][B][/B][B][/B][I][/I]

My Ideal Person Articulate and fit. Youthful in appearance and attitude. Nice smiles count big here. Please be real. We are increasingly aware of guys who deduct 15 to 20 years off their actual age. Makes for a very awkward meeting! So we will likely be asking for a picture where we ask for a specific g-rated pose, thereby verifying we are talking to who we think we are talking to. Hate to incorporate this added step, but thank the deceptive ones.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
In front of an ATM dispensing machine. :)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A strong pulse.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Him: Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Tina Fey, Leslie Mann, Cameron
Diaz. Love spunky petite women. Funny chicks too <br><br>
Her: Keanu Reeves, Ashton Kutcher and the Apple Computer
guy in the commercials.

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