This is not a dating app. It is a fucking app. I am here to meet cool, fun, drama free women and fuck their brains out. I am trapped in a sexless marriage. Y'all heard of those. At least I am being honest. Don't judge me, you are single for a reason. This marriage shit is hard. Especially with the . If I could have some fun for 2-3 hours twice a month it could save my life. You could save my life! Grab life by the horns . . . or by the dick. Whatever. I can't remember how it goes.