Just a couple of horny ass newbies here, looking to add a 3rd, 4th, who knows - maybe even a 5th to the mix! guys, gals, couples, hit us up! We feel the "Ken and Barbie" type are discriminated against on this site, according to the profiles nobody is looking for you! Don't despair - we're A-OK hooking up with couples more attractive than us. Hop in that Barbie Lamborghini and swing this way! We're not so good at keeping up contact through emails. If you're interested let's just meet up and have some drinks - no pressure, no expectations other than a few laughs and a buzz ;) We're primarily here for the female/female connection with a couple, or maybe some DP, or... actually we're here for a lot of things! Like James Dy solves problems we didn't know we had (conventional fan buffeting is TERRIBLE we're told!), maybe you can help us discover fantasies we didn't know we had ;) Are we supposed to list hobbies on here? Well fuck it we are anyways! Watching the Chicago BLACKHAWKS Simmering in the hot tub Boating/Fishing Getting a sunburn on the beach with a few beers (Sunburn optional, beer may be substituted) Keeping up with our TV addiction to Game of Thrones and Dexter (<- wow that series ending sucked) If anybody is still reading all the way down here we hope you had a chuckle, now go perv on the pics and send us an email with an extreme closeup dick or pussy picture attached (not really tho) :D

My Ideal Person You probably read all of that and are still wondering what the fuck we're actually looking for... let's lay it out there for ya:

Single men: Looking for guys younger than her and more attractive than me Guys that are comfortable with MFM or MFMMMM and video. It won't be posted anywhere. It'll be encrypted locked in a vault and rigged with demolition - we just wanna watch it when we're feeling frisky... Close up dick pics are really not necessary. Be unique, take a selfie of your dick from like 200 ft away. We might meet you just to find out how the fuck you did it

Couples: Either full swap or just the girls play, she can play solo with the ladies. Figuring out the soft swap boundaries introduces too much thinking during sex for us so we prefer to keep it all or nothing

Single Ladies: We know it's the hardest thing in the world for a single bisexual woman to find a sexual encounter, that's why you had to resort to the internet to find us! Wait a second that makes no fucking sense... why did I even write this section