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Introduction
Are you frustrated at the prospect of having to break in a new lover? Unsatisified with your love or sex life? Unfulfilled by the lack of culture and substance from men these days? Do you like oxygen? Buttered toast? Do you have a pulse and can breath without a machine (or is the machine portable and wonât get in the way?)?
If you answered yes to at least 1 of these questions than I have important life changing news for you: Iâm available! Iâm no Brad Pitt or George Clooney BUT they are too busy for you! Whereas Iâm available you anytime! This offer wonât last long! I can only keep myself available for the next 2 years! Perhaps longer If the mothership doesnât return LIKE THEY FUCKING PROMISED 12 CENTONS AGO!!!! But I digress....I have an array of tools at my disposal such as an array of movie quotes, a quick rapier like wit, a valid passport, no family ties (other than parents and sister in Central Florida), rabbit fur lined gloves (it wasnât a lucky rabbit), knowledge of art, historical places & events, and of course the afore briefly mentioned amazing love making skills.
So donât delay, take the first step in having a better more pleasurable future, off a jealous current or ex lover; and either contact me directly or just respond to my 29 emails youâve probably received from me recently!
Bonus points if you are above 5â6â and / or wear 4â heels all the time (especially to church)! Iâm like a bull...if you want me to pay attention you have to dress up like a matadoras and waive pretty cloths in my face!