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secret_lade 46F
6311 posts
8/4/2020 4:57 pm
Today


Today was a bit of a shit-show... Thank God that nightmare is over.

At the gym tonight I watched as Heavily Tattooed Gym Lady sprayed herself in the face with the antiseptic cleaner.

It was completely by accident, don't ask me how, but I couldn't stop myself from chuckling.

How on earth does one 'accidentally' spray a giant spray bottle of cleaner into their OWN face??

Really makes you wonder, sometimes, just how some people make it through life....

Then again, who am I to judge... I found a pistachio in my bra when I changed to go to the gym tonight.

secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/5/2020 3:25 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Nuts in the gym and nuts in your bra Yep, the world's gone mad!
That it has!


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/5/2020 3:25 pm

    Quoting Insideofu4funtwo:
    Okay, I admit it. I'm the squirrel that dropped it there. When I return looking for it, I'm thinking, this isn't the way I planned to lose a nut with her... By the way, was it salty?
It was salty! LOL


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/5/2020 3:24 pm

I think it's a bot... I checked out his comments on other blogs, they're all the same.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/5/2020 3:23 pm

LOL With a pistachio? That would hurt!


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/5/2020 3:23 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    I found a sausage and two new potatoes in my pants the other day, funny that eh?

    I once heard of a girl who had two nipples on one breast, are you sure you weren't confused?
I think I would have noticed, by now, if I had 2 nipples on one breast.... Interesting side note... My nipples are different from each other. LOL


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/5/2020 3:20 pm

    Quoting beenlost:
    As long as you remember eating pistachios, you should be ok
I do remember eating pistachios.... So we are ok!


citizen4722 62M  
68020 posts
8/5/2020 12:55 pm

Nuts in the gym and nuts in your bra Yep, the world's gone mad!


Insideofu4funtwo 44M  
6 posts
8/5/2020 7:20 am

Okay, I admit it. I'm the squirrel that dropped it there. When I return looking for it, I'm thinking, this isn't the way I planned to lose a nut with her... By the way, was it salty?


mc_justmc 60M  
6483 posts
8/5/2020 6:13 am

    Quoting pussyjuicelick66:
    I mean like I would be delighted to suckle on your clit and finish inside you with you having an amazing ejackulating experience exploding deep  in your pussy raw"witch iv never done with someone"  we stare each other in the eye with love and trust and when its finally possible to pull out you tell me that it's time to tie me down you want to tie me down and study /manipulate and control my body and I say yes my goddess and you tie me up and we talk about life when you don't like my responds you give a little cock and ball torcher and when you like my responds im Told to eat and you sit on my face for a min or two fingering yourself and eventually climaxing all over my face . . .

    And we continue throughout the night till sunup a f you tease me repeatedly that yr pregnant but reassure me that your not ...

    Plus anything else you can think would be a fun hot  exciting kinky experience 


Blueyedguy823 53M
593 posts
8/5/2020 5:20 am

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!


lindoboy100 57M
22162 posts
8/5/2020 2:08 am

I found a sausage and two new potatoes in my pants the other day, funny that eh?

I once heard of a girl who had two nipples on one breast, are you sure you weren't confused?

Pull ma finger.........


beenlost 59M
45 posts
8/5/2020 1:40 am

As long as you remember eating pistachios, you should be ok


pussyjuicelick66 36M
24 posts
8/5/2020 1:23 am

I mean like I would be delighted to suckle on your clit and finish inside you with you having an amazing ejackulating experience exploding deep  in your pussy raw"witch iv never done with someone"  we stare each other in the eye with love and trust and when its finally possible to pull out you tell me that it's time to tie me down you want to tie me down and study /manipulate and control my body and I say yes my goddess and you tie me up and we talk about life when you don't like my responds you give a little cock and ball torcher and when you like my responds im Told to eat and you sit on my face for a min or two fingering yourself and eventually climaxing all over my face . . .

And we continue throughout the night till sunup a f you tease me repeatedly that yr pregnant but reassure me that your not ...

Plus anything else you can think would be a fun hot  exciting kinky experience 


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/4/2020 11:39 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    You know those little teenie weenie, cologne samplers? Those little glass ones?
    I've sprayed myself in the face while aiming at my wrist. I couldn't see the arrow.
    🤔😮
I once sprayed bug spray in my eyes. The nozzle was clogged and I was trying to fix it.... Learned that lesson the hard way.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/4/2020 11:36 pm

    Quoting clittywhisperer1:
    hmmm my gf just stores her ear buds in the cleavage of her 34DD ,she flashed em at me the other day , witch lol but i'm an assman ,she must have forgotten
Maybe she'll flash that ass next! Lol.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/4/2020 11:35 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    like that would keep me out.
I would share my snacks with you...


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/4/2020 11:24 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    I find all kinds of things in my 36DD bra...i tell yah...I come with my own built-in crumb catcher!!!! and sometime it works as flotation device...i am trying as a air bag, next but probably just as bad as Takata's air bag...maybe i should not try...lol...
Gotta love the crumb catchers! Multi purpose!


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/4/2020 11:18 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    That's the perfect place to keep your snack food safe from others who might want to raid it! lol
Mmmm.... Warm pistachios.... Lol


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/4/2020 11:16 pm

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    I mean, maybe she didn't notice which way the nozzle was pointing? I'm sure I would have chuckled as well.

    The pistachio was your brain subconsciously planning a bonus protein snack before working out.
Maybe.... But, it was a trigger sprayer. It's kind of hard to mistake those, I always know which way the Windex nozzle is pointing.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/4/2020 11:12 pm

    Quoting CharlesD6996:
    You were just savin a nut for later.

    Society with all of it's protections have prevented Darwinism from thinning the herd, I guess...
Travel snack! Lol


Paulxx001 63M
16364 posts
8/4/2020 8:07 pm

You know those little teenie weenie, cologne samplers? Those little glass ones?
I've sprayed myself in the face while aiming at my wrist. I couldn't see the arrow.
🤔😮


clittywhisperer1 56M
1414 posts
8/4/2020 7:56 pm

hmmm my gf just stores her ear buds in the cleavage of her 34DD ,she flashed em at me the other day , witch lol but i'm an assman ,she must have forgotten


mc_justmc 60M  
6483 posts
8/4/2020 7:41 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    That's the perfect place to keep your snack food safe from others who might want to raid it! lol
like that would keep me out.


japaneseass 53F  
49709 posts
8/4/2020 6:55 pm

I find all kinds of things in my 36DD bra...i tell yah...I come with my own built-in crumb catcher!!!! and sometime it works as flotation device...i am trying as a air bag, next but probably just as bad as Takata's air bag...maybe i should not try...lol...


pagancountrygirl 62F
5313 posts
8/4/2020 6:38 pm

That's the perfect place to keep your snack food safe from others who might want to raid it! lol

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


EnigmaInitiative 52F  
3978 posts
8/4/2020 6:20 pm

I mean, maybe she didn't notice which way the nozzle was pointing? I'm sure I would have chuckled as well.

The pistachio was your brain subconsciously planning a bonus protein snack before working out.

In a sense, sexuality is the built-in psychedelic experience that only a very few people manage to evade.

~Terence McKenna


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
8/4/2020 6:09 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    maybe she was trying to "inject" that antiseptic into her system to prevent the Corona virus, like some idiot suggested. I wouldn't even think about that pistachio you found, unless you weren't eating any today.
I ate a few pistachios at my desk today... But for the life of me, can't remember dropping any of them. Totally bizarre.


mc_justmc 60M  
6483 posts
8/4/2020 5:51 pm

maybe she was trying to "inject" that antiseptic into her system to prevent the Corona virus, like some idiot suggested. I wouldn't even think about that pistachio you found, unless you weren't eating any today.


CharlesD6996 50M  
287 posts
8/4/2020 5:40 pm

You were just savin a nut for later.

Society with all of it's protections have prevented Darwinism from thinning the herd, I guess...

All the best,

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