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secret_lade 46F
9024 posts
7/23/2020 6:20 pm
I'm more than just an award winning smile....

These days a smile isn't going to get you anywhere.

Nobody can fucking see it!!

So I had to think to myself.... What do I have to offer? What exactly do I bring to the table that makes me someone worth keeping.

Then, it hit me.



What guy could possibly pass up on coins AND toilet paper??

It's the COMPLETE package!

My single days will be coming to a close...

secret_lade 46F
5820 posts
7/31/2020 2:11 am

No, sorry, no room for rent...


WolfRunsWild 51M
46 posts
7/30/2020 4:22 pm

cool, Do you have a room for rent?


secret_lade 46F
5820 posts
7/25/2020 5:06 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Errmm, nae need for modesty McLade. Ye've gorgeous eyes, eyes that one could live in, they smile all on their own!!

    Mind you, bog roll and dosh = beer money and jobbies.......all good!
True story... Up until we started wearing masks, nobody ever really commented on my eyes. I would receive them for my smile or laugh... I would receive them for my hair, but never my eyes. I guess the mask really brings out my eyes... LOL


secret_lade 46F
5820 posts
7/25/2020 5:00 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Wow...I guess my value just went up as well....since I have both of those!
    Although I don't have as many coins as I could have had. I went to the bank about 3 weeks ago to cash a check I received to reimburse me for items purchased for work, and the person at the bank counted out the bills but asked if he could deposit the remaining amount into my checking account. I thought it was a bit strange at the time, but now realize it was probably because of the coin shortage.
We've been dealing with the coin shortage at work for about a month now. I'm not quite understanding where they all went.... The bank has stopped our change deliveries, we're a store that does upwards of $200 thousand in business a day. It's crazy. I'm wondering it people have also started to hoard the change too? Saving it for, just in case?


secret_lade 46F
5820 posts
7/25/2020 4:54 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    you had me at toilet paper
I'll be telling my grandkids one day about the toilet paper shortage of 2020 and how I survived.... LOL


mc_justmc 60M  
6831 posts
7/24/2020 3:15 pm

you had me at toilet paper


pagancountrygirl 63F
5468 posts
7/24/2020 3:22 am

Wow...I guess my value just went up as well....since I have both of those!
Although I don't have as many coins as I could have had. I went to the bank about 3 weeks ago to cash a check I received to reimburse me for items purchased for work, and the person at the bank counted out the bills but asked if he could deposit the remaining amount into my checking account. I thought it was a bit strange at the time, but now realize it was probably because of the coin shortage.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


lindoboy100 58M
22630 posts
7/24/2020 1:17 am

Errmm, nae need for modesty McLade. Ye've gorgeous eyes, eyes that one could live in, they smile all on their own!!

Mind you, bog roll and dosh = beer money and jobbies.......all good!

Pull ma finger.........


secret_lade 46F
5820 posts
7/24/2020 12:54 am

I can like a guy who has coins and toilet paper...


secret_lade 46F
5820 posts
7/24/2020 12:35 am

    Quoting New2Midlo:
    So important to understand our value to a potential partner.

    I live alone, work from home, and don't get out except to the gun club and groceries. I'm LOW RISK, baby!
My kind of guy!!


69ereatwetpussy 58M
4468 posts
7/23/2020 8:35 pm

Me too


topherific 58M
4833 posts
7/23/2020 8:13 pm



New2Midlo 49M  
482 posts
7/23/2020 7:17 pm

So important to understand our value to a potential partner.

I live alone, work from home, and don't get out except to the gun club and groceries. I'm LOW RISK, baby!


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