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Have green bean, will travel....  

secret_lade 46F
6310 posts
7/22/2020 2:32 pm
Have green bean, will travel....


Picture it.....

Gas station, 5:15 pm.

Secret_lade is standing in line to pay for her fuel when she sees a friend from work.

"Hey Lady! Didn't I just see you!!"

We were JUST talking in the parking lot at work. I literally JUST saw her. We laughed at the coincidence and then it was my turn at the register.

The cashier rung up my gas and my water then looked awkwardly at the front of my shirt.

"Ma'am... You've got something on your shirt."

"I do?"

Now that I spend most of my day without my glasses on trying to see beyond a fucking mask while it's poking my eye skin.... I overlook a lot of the up close stuff.

"Oh shit. I'm wearing a green bean."

Classy!

At some point during my lunch I dropped a french cut green bean on my shirt and not one person said one word about it the rest of the day.

Fantastic....

secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/23/2020 6:23 pm

    Quoting looking4u69ca:
    Not nice co-workers. Let someone know when they are wearing food, trailing toilet paper, their fly is down or clothing is inside out. Still funny though.
I was embarrassed, but I got a pretty good laugh out of it.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/23/2020 6:22 pm

Did it also come with a green bean accessory? LOL


citizen4722 62M  
68041 posts
7/23/2020 12:48 pm

Bean there, got the t-shirt


looking4u69ca 60M
4251 posts
7/23/2020 7:11 am

Not nice co-workers. Let someone know when they are wearing food, trailing toilet paper, their fly is down or clothing is inside out. Still funny though.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/23/2020 1:12 am

What makes you think I'm laughing?? LOL


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/23/2020 1:11 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I'm usually looking at someone's eyes. I'm not sure if I would have noticed a matching green bean.
    It WAS matching, right?
I don't know about matching, but it did blend in with the scenery... LOL


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/23/2020 1:10 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Sorry about that, it can happen to any one, and does to a lot. Have a smile, a cold drink and a good evening..
I fell asleep early.... It's kind of been a rough week for me all week. I'll be glad when Friday gets here.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/23/2020 1:07 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    you could have said you were taking it home for your dog....or cat?
If I had a dog or cat, that would have been perfect!


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/23/2020 1:05 am

    Quoting Paradox12121:
    When I see a woman wearing color co-ordinated debris on her blouse, I won't make a comment.
We wish you would, though....


lindoboy100 57M
22184 posts
7/23/2020 12:54 am

Nice one McLade.......

I was once chatting to a gorgeous young lady in a pub (very young at the time, out on the lash with some pals), I'd known her for a while, she was absolutely stunning, scandinavian origin, her dad was some big high heid yin. Anyways, I was still too nervous to ask her out on a date but things I thought were going well, so I said I'd see her soon and returned to the boys, only to be told I had a crusty bogey dangling from my nose...... I thought they were winding up at first, but noooooooooo.......there it was in all its green glory!! We did end up going out on a few dates, I made sure to have handkerchiefs and a clean nose before meeting her!!

Pull ma finger.........


topherific 57M
4691 posts
7/22/2020 7:26 pm



laughing with you


Paulxx001 63M
16404 posts
7/22/2020 7:10 pm

I'm usually looking at someone's eyes. I'm not sure if I would have noticed a matching green bean.
It WAS matching, right?


lonlyforlove2 77M
16825 posts
7/22/2020 7:09 pm

Sorry about that, it can happen to any one, and does to a lot. Have a smile, a cold drink and a good evening..

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile


lok4fun500 110M
47494 posts
7/22/2020 6:42 pm

you could have said you were taking it home for your dog....or cat?




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Paradox12121 50M
156 posts
7/22/2020 6:03 pm

When I see a woman wearing color co-ordinated debris on her blouse, I won't make a comment.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/22/2020 5:40 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Tell anyone who comments that you're saving it for a snack.
    Then ask your friend, whom you had JUST talked to, why the hell didn't she tell you about your snack food being out in the open like that?
I did ask her why she didn't say anything! She said she didn't notice. How do you not notice??


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/22/2020 5:38 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    maybe they thought it was a green bean broach.
I know I'm not very trendy and all.... But even I wouldn't wear a green bean broach. LOL


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/22/2020 5:36 pm

    Quoting 7Diogenes:
    "Hey, I think you got a booger on your shirt".

    Picks the green bean off shirt and eats it.

    Well, it could've happened.
Kind of like a Caddyshack moment... When he eats the candy bar from the pool. LOL This bean was dried out and crusty... Yuck.


secret_lade 46F
4245 posts
7/22/2020 5:34 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    i truly HATE that shit. you work with animals or something?? can't believe no one said a word. i once put moisturizer on, went to work, it was a good 2 hours before a co-worker walked in and asked abt the "cream cheese" on my face. wth?? i laughed bc he thought it was cream cheese and when i remembered, i blasted everyone else for not telling me sooner. people are savage.
I want to believe that people just didn't notice.... But the cashier noticed it right away! If I saw someone with a green bean on their shirt, I would say something. You're right, people are savage.


pagancountrygirl 62F
5315 posts
7/22/2020 4:40 pm

Tell anyone who comments that you're saving it for a snack.
Then ask your friend, whom you had JUST talked to, why the hell didn't she tell you about your snack food being out in the open like that?

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mc_justmc 60M  
6490 posts
7/22/2020 4:21 pm

maybe they thought it was a green bean broach.


7Diogenes 101M
1009 posts
7/22/2020 4:10 pm

"Hey, I think you got a booger on your shirt".

Picks the green bean off shirt and eats it.

Well, it could've happened.

When one door closes, another one opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how doors work.
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jolielaide 49F  
1441 posts
7/22/2020 3:43 pm

i truly HATE that shit. you work with animals or something?? can't believe no one said a word. i once put moisturizer on, went to work, it was a good 2 hours before a co-worker walked in and asked abt the "cream cheese" on my face. wth?? i laughed bc he thought it was cream cheese and when i remembered, i blasted everyone else for not telling me sooner. people are savage.


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