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I got facts and stories that do not mean crap ola. Facts you did not even know where necessary. Should you be out with friends and all of a sudden everyone is talked out --- you will find crap things right here to toss out there for the reaction of "what the heck?" "you are full of shit" "how do you know that?" Oh well. Lets get s tarted.
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Married woman problem
Posted:Jul 13, 2021 4:52 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2021 3:41 am
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At work I deliver to a contract warehouse 3 times per week. Managed by a wife and husband. While the husband unloads my van trailer with 21 trips in and out, he wife is very flirty.

At first I thought she was just a friendly business woman. But just recently she was showing me pictures of her four grandkids at the camp ground over the 4th holiday.
She stood unusually close to me. She pressed her boob right against my arm to hold her phone closer.

Then, later she stroked my left arm as we bantered about grandkids. Each time she only does this as her husband on the forklift is out of sight.

Now, I am having am yen to kiss her. I know that is will be the start of trouble.

Having been jilted twice by two exes, I know the shock of discovering your wife cheating.

But, I am so horny --Once side of me says let it ride. The other says let it pass.

What so you all think??
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NUN gets on empty bus
Posted:Jan 16, 2021 6:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:6 pm
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A city bus pulls the curb for a pickup, the first of the driver's shift.
On steps a nun seeing that the bus is empty. The nun then sits behind the driver.

In a short moment the nun says " is one thing I will regret when I die"

Driver asks "And what is that?"

The nun responds "I will regret not having had sex."

Driver perks up answer " is no one here now, I can pull over and we can have sex. I will never tell."

Now the nun's chance answer "I must die a virgin complete my vows I took to be a nun. I can take in the ass though. But, I will not do with a married man. Are you married?"

The driver happily answers "NO"

So they go the back of the parked bus and do the business.

When finished, the driver while pulling up his pants says "I confess , I am married."

The nun had this response that "Well, thank you for that. I must confess something too. My is Tom. And I am on my way to a costume party."
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A nun with a bedpan of gasoline
Posted:Jan 2, 2021 7:38 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2021 6:36 pm
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This has nothing t do with sex. I want entice a smile. here goes.

A nun's car ran out of gas. She proceeded walk the nearest gas station. On her arrival, she asked the attendant of he had a can she good put a bit of fuel in and get her car running. Then she would return with the can purchase more gasoline. The attendant advised the nun he no can for her. The nun then walked back the car. Searching for a container, she found a bedpan.
Off she went back the gas station. Returning with the small amount of gas, she began pour carefully into the tank.

Standing up the street where two men where watching the action of the nun.

One man said to the other "I know God can change water into wine. If that car starts, I am going to church this Sunday and every Sunday."

is my attempt for a smile. Tell me if I got er done please.
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Anal sex delight, but a hesitation?
Posted:Dec 29, 2020 5:57 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2021 7:27 am
3740 Views

I can cum so hard and all my nerves want to shutter during anal sex.
I cannot tell if I enjoy the feeling as my throbbing head enters her more? Or, how her inner rippled texture sets me off?
Stroke after stroke.

Which do you prefer? If you prefer either?


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fitness adventure.
Posted:Dec 25, 2020 6:41 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2021 1:54 pm
3566 Views

Dang, this exercise stuff hurts. Not so bad the day at the gym.

But, geez, the next morning is tough. I hope it gets easier.
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Too much for just random spam
Posted:Nov 17, 2020 3:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2020 7:55 am
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Hello! I am checking to see if this has happened to any other members that watch and comment to the camming perosn.
I find it odd that by Midnight the day I make at least 5 to 10 comments on several cams I view that I get a sex .

The 2nd was for "Meet and Fuck" site with a link. (which I would never click to go to the link) and a phone number.

The 1st was a similar deal. A link was provided and a phone number to get laid.

Have you had odd texts after commenting on cams at this place?

so, tata.
will see what the night brings.
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type and hide message spot.
Posted:Feb 8, 2020 6:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:6 pm
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If you have a moment, and want place a note here, nothing is stopping you. go ahead.

The writing spot will be marked unviewable by others.
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Homeowner troubles
Posted:Jan 28, 2020 9:34 am
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2020 6:42 am
4838 Views

Well, if you can't fix it by tossing a bath towel over it to hide it, or sweep it up in a dust pan, or by several spritz of W-40, or 6 to 7 wraps of duct tape?

YOU GOT A PROBLEM.


blessed are the days you return to your abode from a crappy day at work, and all is right after you enter and shut the front door. No bulbs burn out as you flip a light switch. There are no drips or puzzling odors in the house. Ahhhhhh!
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No Purse peeks for ME!!
Posted:Oct 22, 2019 10:05 am
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2020 8:40 am
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I was looking at some videos here. Then had a flash back while viewing an offering from a Greek female. She was giving a hand job a "stump". Yes a fucking stump of a coc

Well, the flash back was of my first nympho wife on her last day in our apartment. She packed little as she was eager move in with her new boyfriend. In fact during the summer months she wore very little. A halter top made from ONE bandana and wee strap! jean shorts cut to let her butt cheeks show.

I am very sure I called her a slut, and all those good adjectives just after she showed me what she carried in her purse.

To This Very day --44 years later -- I avoid being around a woman digging in her purse for something. I cringe!!

This bitch carried in her purse a Polaroid picture of her boyfriend's coc. And it was a stump.. Her last words out the door and waving the picture in the air -- "I am going fuck this every damn nite"

I have not sought treatment for the ordeal. This memory is, I guess, similar a being a horrible car wreck -- knowing what happened, but it just can't be UNSEEN. lol


Post note I would have included a "stump" picture. But I just knew I would not be able get that out of my hard drive --so I did not want a record of trolling the pages for a big cock picture-- just use your guessing powers.

Second post note: Oh YES! and this is the same drunk bitch that stabbed me not once but twice.

I liked them B U I L T and FIREY in my twenties. The women where like broncos -- grab ahold of something --and hang on!!
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No Purse peeks for ME!!
Posted:Oct 22, 2019 10:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:6 pm
5206 Views

I was looking at some videos here. Then had a flash back while viewing an offering from a Greek female. She was giving a hand job a "stump". Yes a fucking stump of a coc

Well, the flash back was of my first nympho wife on her last day in our apartment. She packed little as she was eager move in with her new boyfriend. In fact during the summer months she wore very little. A halter top made from ONE bandana and wee strap! jean shorts cut to let her butt cheeks show.

I am very sure I called her a slut, and all those good adjectives just after she showed me what she carried in her purse.

To This Very day --44 years later -- I avoid being around a woman digging in her purse for something. I cringe!!

This bitch carried in her purse a Polaroid picture of her boyfriend's coc. And it was a stump.. Her last words out the door and waving the picture in the air -- "I am going fuck this every damn nite"

I have not sought treatment for the ordeal. This memory is, I guess, similar a being a horrible car wreck -- knowing what happened, but it just can't be UNSEEN. lol


Post note I would have included a "stump" picture. But I just knew I would be able get that out of my hard drive --so I did not want a record of trolling the pages for a big cock picture-- just use your guessing powers.

Second post note: Oh YES! and this is the same drunk bitch that stabbed me not once but twice.

I liked them B U I L T and FIREY in my twenties. The women where like broncos -- grab ahold of something --and hang on!!
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Where I want to have sex?
Posted:Oct 13, 2019 10:40 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:6 pm
4867 Views

where would I like have sex you ask?

Well, living near a famous fishing lake, I ,of course, own a bass boat and use fish weekly. But not so now.

However, I always wanted tie the boat a river channel maker on a calm water day.
lay out a blanket on the deck and engage in passion on the water with a woman. feel the water undulating, her hips rocking up and down...

Hey! I would need the umbrella mounted on --I do not want a sunburn on my ass.

WHERE is the spot on your bucket list for passion and get your jollies?? I am curious about what others like.


Thanks for the visit!
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I thought I needed first aid training.
Posted:Oct 13, 2019 9:09 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2019 3:50 am
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While driving South on a divided four lane state road during July, I approached a car ahead of my rig driving side to side of the 2 lanes.

I could see the long curly hair of the lady ahead, head shaking and jerking fast.

Immediately, I thought what would I do if this person stops and is having a medical episode, which apparently I can't spell. Any way I was concerned what to do. But, I followed and readied myself for a medical emergency.

However, her Nissan began to slow in the left lane. I eased up along her car to look down through her open sunroof....

Whoa! She had on a lovely orange-ish sundress, left leg up past the steering wheel on the dash.. With One Hell Of Gold dildo at work. Shit!!!!

She gather herself to look up and to the right.. Va-Room and zoom zoom - she sped off.

Damnit! I didn't get to put any first aid in use at all... Just loads of smiles and giggles as I cruised on to Manchester happily.
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money badly spent
Posted:Oct 10, 2019 4:10 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2019 1:17 pm
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Hello, blog nation. I purchased a 20 pack of batteries (cheap batteries) to operate some man stuff last year. The package remained unopened all that time. Life got in the way of the use intended.

Then I got invited to go to an exciting event. Bingo, a use for new batteries in my camera to capture the action. I inserted 4 of the cheap newbies.. Camera turned on and set up properly the night before.

I get to the event the next day by am. Rush to the race starting line to capture some memories. La-tee-fricking - DA...dead batteries.

This racing event lasted until 1am. Not one darn picture. Bah-hum-bug.

Stinking KODAK batteries S U C K. Now, a year later Wally world does not carry them any more and will not take the package back.

DAMN it!!

Anyway, thank you for the read.
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