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redrockrascal 62M
8954 posts
9/19/2020 6:52 am
This Is Yer Capt’n Speakin



WELCUM ABOARD THE SS BLOGOSPHERE YOU SCURVY RATS ! ! !

I’m Capt’n Rascal. . . . and you’re NOT ! ! !

I run my ship tight as a sea witch’s cave and you dried up barnacles arrrr gonna make that happen.

The first thing my ayeee sees is that some o ye took the term ‘poop deck’ literally. YOU’LL STOP THAT NOW ! ! ! Then you’ll take yer hands off you’re misnamed yardarms and grab a mop and swab. You can stop when the decks shine like the whorehouse doorknobs yer mamas worked in.

As for the ladies aboard my ship I kindly invite ye to me quarters to hoist the rigging of my mainmast. And ladies be sure to have yer doubloons and other treasures out and ready for inspection.

That is all . . . for now


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


lindoboy100 57M
22627 posts
9/22/2020 9:36 am

Oooh, arrrrgh me hearty.......room for a smelly jock wi a hairy arse and a serious halitosis problem? If so I'll go get him......

Meantime McScally, can I walk the plank please?

Pull ma finger.........


redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/21/2020 9:20 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    wut did i miss???? captains dinner??? um...you know i always wanted to apply for the Pirate Wench position...lol...the position still open?
For you JA whatever position you want

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


japaneseass 53F  
49932 posts
9/21/2020 7:49 pm

wut did i miss???? captains dinner??? um...you know i always wanted to apply for the Pirate Wench position...lol...the position still open?


PonyGirl1965 54F
12427 posts
9/19/2020 11:19 pm

Hehehe Y'all made me giggle


redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/19/2020 6:33 pm

    Quoting BiggLala:
    when we hit land a flag plantin party we shall have
    -Otherwise be known as an arrr-gy?

    And I be wishin' ye a merry day of ye birth! Arrrrg, me hearty!
An arrr-gy eh? Aye, I like that idearrr.

Merry says you, Betty, Sally and Ellen says I. AAArrrgghh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/19/2020 6:30 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Why are pirates called pirates?
    Cuz they just arrrrrr!
You Mc and Lala could be the pirate ship comedy team. aaarrrgghh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


BiggLala 48F  
29059 posts
9/19/2020 4:32 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Thanks First Matess, when we hit land a flag plantin party we shall have. Arrrrgghh
when we hit land a flag plantin party we shall have
-Otherwise be known as an arrr-gy?

And I be wishin' ye a merry day of ye birth! Arrrrg, me hearty!

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citizen4722 62M  
68975 posts
9/19/2020 1:45 pm

Why are pirates called pirates?
Cuz they just arrrrrr!


mufdiver69er2 60M  
1468 posts
9/19/2020 1:21 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Sept 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
and siri didnt tell me? im gonna see ins about getting rid of her..

woop woop


redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/19/2020 12:15 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    you need to change your signature to "when the ship goes down, the wet go swimming".and "the only thing we have to fear, is sharks".
AAArrrgghh, pirate comedy eh matey? Yer next stand up gig will be on the main deck.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/19/2020 12:13 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Aye Aye Captain, lets raise the masts and sail away..
Me mast is always hoisted and ready Tempting lady. AAAArrrrgghh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/19/2020 12:11 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Hey Capt'n
    I think that's supposed to be "landlubbers". Just so you get the pirate speak right. Argh...

Thanks First Matess, when we hit land a flag plantin party we shall have. Arrrrgghh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/19/2020 12:08 pm

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    what in the world inspired this? going out on the lake in a pontoon boat later,maybe?
Sept 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/19/2020 12:07 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Aye Cap't and run a white flag up the mizzin
Aye matey and keep the main sail stiff arrrrgh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 60M  
6699 posts
9/19/2020 11:51 am

you need to change your signature to "when the ship goes down, the wet go swimming".and "the only thing we have to fear, is sharks".


Tmptrzz 58F
89077 posts
9/19/2020 11:34 am

Aye Aye Captain, lets raise the masts and sail away..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


pagancountrygirl 62F
5387 posts
9/19/2020 10:47 am

Hey Capt'n
I think that's supposed to be "landlubbers". Just so you get the pirate speak right. Argh...


Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mufdiver69er2 60M  
1468 posts
9/19/2020 9:32 am

what in the world inspired this? going out on the lake in a pontoon boat later,maybe?

woop woop


pocogato12 68F  
35567 posts
9/19/2020 9:26 am

Aye Cap't and run a white flag up the mizzin

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redrockrascal 62M
21912 posts
9/19/2020 6:53 am

Avast you stinkin land lovers

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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