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THE STRANGEST DOCTOR VISIT EVER IN MY LIFE
Posted:Aug 24, 2020 4:18 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2021 6:49 am
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Here is a simple plan. You do it when you get home, when you visit and when you have company. Every time, the same way. If your boyfriend is coming over,
, either both of you take showers or take a shower with him and scrub your cock, balls, and asshole thoroughly. It is fun, too. When you walk in the door,
take your clothes off. If you are carrying the bug, it is your hands or the bottom of your shoes. Wipe them with Clorox, wash your hands and the bug is gone.
Every time, follow the rules and live to fuck as long as you want.
Story # 2
This is important. You and your boyfriend will be invited to a monthly party I have with 4 other professional couples just like me.
I am married to a very sexy woman and so are the other guys. I have a place in the wood near here. Safe, secure, warm, and cozy. On the odd months,
the last Saturday of the month, we have men for nonfishing or nonhunting. We get there Saturday at noon and there are rules.
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As a matter of fact, that is what you get. He handed me the card.
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is nothing for any of us. On the odd months, it is men. On the even months, it is all of us for a nonbridge tourney. Remember, all naked for 24 hours.
If it is nice and warm out, there is some serious fucking outdoors in the pool and sauna. 5 months out of the year, scheduled in advance, one
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nonbridge party and one of them always visits my bedroom at about 3 am with my wife and for about 3 hours. Best night of the year!
Last Saturday, it was a nonhunting night. By :30 pm, we were done with the lobster and had started drinking and working our boners.
I got be spit-roasted first. There is a lot of that. We have sex non-stop for 24 hours. The other 2 guys started their famous mutual rim job. We have a huge
shower room like in a locker room and they go in, was each other's butthole well, and proceed to lick each other for an hour. Ever time, lick your buttholes.
We had a champagne brunch Sunday and took showers together. As usual, someone starts pissing, and then we are drinking piss from each other
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for 24 hours and you can not refuse sex with anyone. You are gonna get the holy fuck screwed out of you. for that. My boner is! Ready for duty, sir.
We better put him good use before you have go. Now, do you understand the -hour appointment? Yes, so we can suck each other off and
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Posted:Aug 23, 2020 11:24 pm
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charisse schedules a trip to doctors in vegas and a kum dump of 175 men to prove she is all woman
Posted:Aug 23, 2020 11:00 pm
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Posted:Aug 23, 2020 10:54 pm
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Posted:Aug 23, 2020 10:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2021 6:49 am
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I OWE MY LIFE TO THE QUEEN MAGIC PUSSY. SHE PROMOTED ME FROM A SLAVE TO A SERVANT.
Posted:Aug 23, 2020 10:22 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2020 10:22 pm
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Posted:Aug 23, 2020 10:15 pm
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NAUGHTY peepee girls go peepee outside
Posted:Aug 23, 2020 10:09 pm
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NAUGHTY PEEPEE GIRLS ARE BACK.
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How Urinate Standing as a Female
PARTS
1Preparing
2Trying out Different Approaches
OTHER SECTIONS
Questions & Answers
Tips and Warnings
Things You'll Need
Related Articles
References
Article Summary
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Last Updated: June , 2020 References

When faced with an appallingly dirty toilet, a squat toilet, or no toilet at all, women may feel like they're at a physical disadvantage. However, it is possible for women to urinate standing if they're willing invest in a little self-potty-training. urinate while standing , try one of the following methods.

Part
1
Preparing
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Familiarize yourself with your anatomy. You may not have given much thought to how things work in your lower region, so it's a good idea to review some basic female anatomy by looking at a diagram or using a hand mirror to look at yourself.
Find the urethra. The urethra is a tube that leads from the bladder to the outside. The urine travels through this inch-and-a-half long tube and is released through a small hole that's located behind your clitoris, just in front of your vagina.[1]
Locate the labia. The labia majora are the two outer rounded folds of tissue that lie on either side of the urethral and vaginal openings. The labia minora are two inner folds of skin enclosed within the labia majora.[2]
The opening to the urethra is tiny--just a small slit--so don't be concerned if it takes you a minute or two to locate it in the mirror.
It's a good idea to touch these parts of your anatomy and see how they feel. When you're first learning to pee standing , you'll need use your fingers open the labia minora in order expose the opening of the urethra and obtain a well-controlled stream of urine.
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Stay sanitary. If you know you'll be somewhere the bathrooms are disgusting or non-existent, keep a few items on hand help yourself stay clean.
Hand sanitizer. Before you pee standing , it's essential that you wash your hands. You're going be touching your genital area and you don't want germs from your hands to cause a urinary tract infection. Because women have short urethras, it's easy for germs to move their bladders.[3] If soap and water aren't available, use hand sanitizer protect yourself.
Wet wipes. Have a travel-size pack of sanitary wipes with you clean your hands when you're done. For some standing- styles of urinating, your fingers will get wet.
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Be sure the coast is clear. You may need urinate standing because you're out camping or because the women's room is far too crowded and the men's room was available. Before you begin, make sure you have privacy. If you're interrupted mid-stream, things could get messy, and may be some degree of embarrassment for you, your intruder, or both.
Part
2
Trying out Different Approaches
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Two-Finger Method for Beginners. When you're first learning pee standing up, you want make the process as easy yourself as possible. You'll get better with practice but for now follow this introductory method to practice at home.
Wash your hands. Wash your hands thoroughly with warm, soapy water and dry them.
Remove everything from the waist down. As a newbie, you're likely to create a bit of a mess. To prevent urine from getting your pants, skirt, underwear or shoes, simply take them off. If you have a top that hangs down low, you may want to remove that as well.
Position yourself in front of the toilet or in the shower stall. Stand with your feet about 2 feet (0.6 m) apart. Use the fingers of both hands to pull the labia minora apart as best as you can. Place your fingers slightly in front of the urethra. Pull your fingers and forward just a little while exerting equal pressure both sides.
Start the stream. Rotate your hips slightly control the direction of the stream. Push hard at the beginning of your flow and then again end the stream. This will cut down "dribbles" .
Wipe yourself and mop any mess around the toilet area or rinse down the shower. Be sure to wash your hands again.
Do not be discouraged if you peed down one leg or sprayed over the place--that's absolutely common for beginners. The key is practice a lot; if you do, you'll definitely see improvement.
Experiment a bit with posture. You may find it helpful bend your knees a bit or arch your back. What works for one woman may not work for you so try a few different positions.
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One-handed Method for More Experienced Women.
Wash your hands.
Move clothing out of the way. Slide your skirt off or pull your underpants and pants the way down.
Be ready with toilet paper or a wipe in one hand. Use this to clean if the urine goes somewhere you don't want it .
With your other hand, make a “V” with the first and second finger and spread the inside of the inner lips, pulling upward. You need spread the inner labia so your urine will come forward in a stream and not run down your leg. By adjusting how much you pull upwards, as well as the position of your hips, you can control where the stream goes (although it'll take a bit of practice).[4]
Wipe yourself and mop up any mess around the toilet area if you're at home. Be sure to wash your hands again.
Once you've had plenty of practice and are confident that your can direct your urine stream, you can use the one-handed method and keep your clothes mostly in place. You can pull your pants down a little, but if they have a long zipper, you may be able to open the zipper the way and leave the pants in place. Lift your skirt with your free hand. Use the hand that makes the "V" slide aside your underwear at the crotch.
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Funnel method. Use a female urination device (FUD) or stand--pee (STP) device.[5] Female urination devices have been around for almost 100 years,[6] and the designs have advanced considerably over that time. They are available in reusable and disposable models and can be found through online pharmacy and product websites.
Wash your hands.
Move your clothing out of the way. It should be enough undo your pants and pull down the front of your underpants or push them one side.
Put the device in place. If it's made of plastic or other rigid material, you can place your hand on either side of the device. If it's made from silicone or other flexible material, stretch your thumb and middle finger hold the device from front back. Place it securely against your body taking care maintain the seal the back. Direct the outlet pipe away from the body and out of the pants.
Direct your stream. You can do this by using a third finger make a triangle stabilize the pee stream. Shift your hips, bend your legs and/or arch your back find a comfortable position that allows you control your flow. Aim urine a suitable place; into a toilet or away from feet.
When you're done, pull the device away. If you're without toilet paper, use it to wipe away any drips. Shake it off and rinse with water if possible.
While you may find this easier than the finger method, it still takes practice to avoid drips and dribbles. Plan to use a FUD at home several times until you are comfortable with it.
Some reusable devices come packaged in a reusable plastic bag or pouch; others may not. Have your own plastic bag on hand to store the device before and after use if it does not come with a bag.
In a pinch, you could make your own device from a plastic bottle. Cut off the bottom of the bottle with scissors or a utility knife. Remove the cap and wash the top of the bottle thoroughly. Place the opening at top of the bottle over your urethra. Make sure it is directly over the opening or you will split the urine stream and make a mess. Direct the open end of the bottle away from you and use a firm but not forceful stream.
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Hover Method. If your legs are strong and you can hold a squat for several seconds successfully, then you can use the hover or squat method urinate.
Put the toilet seat . This will give you a slightly larger "target" and keep you from messing the seat for the next woman. Of course, if you're using this method because the toilet is dirty then it's not a concern. On the other hand, if you're not used to this method and are worried about slipping, you may want to leave to seat down to catch you if it comes to that.
Bend your knees and lower yourself backside so that you're "sitting" at an almost 90-degree angle. If you don't commit to an almost-full-90 degrees and instead just "tilt" yourself back, you're likely to spray over the seat and possibly your pants and shoes. Balance yourself by resting your forearms your knees or putting one hand on the wall steady yourself. Get as close the bowl as you can without touching the surface.
Position yourself as far back as you can over the opening. Since your stream will flow outwards in front of you, starting further back will prevent splashing or overshooting.
Keep your head . Focus a point directly in front of you. Looking between your legs may cause you lose your balance.
When you're done, wipe yourself and wash your hands if possible. If you left the seat down, take a short look for mistakes. If necessary give the seat a swipe with some toilet paper to clean it for the next .
Community Q&A
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When I try pee standing , urine doesn't come out. Am I not standing right, or is just my body not being used ?
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It is most likely your body. Wait until you have pee very bad and 'll most likely come out " its own."
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Will physical alteration of my genitals from genital mutilation affect the use of these techniques?
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It will depend on what was done, and how it was done. You might have try different options and experiment with modifying the technique find a way that works for you.
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My vagina always hurts when I try pee standing . Why could this be?
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You may be using an uncomfortable position. Try experimenting find what feels best for you. If your vagina hurts every time you pee, even when sitting, consult your doctor.
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I can pee and Aim without spraying, but when I'm finished, I dribble pee. How do I stop this?
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Push the stream out hard the last 3 seconds. It should come out with force.
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Can I bend my knees in order avoid making a mess?
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Yes, you can bend your knees or take any other position you are comfortable in. However, it is important consider your setting.
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Will my vagina hurt if I pull my labia minora away?
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No, nothing will hurt. You won't even touch the vagina.
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What if is someone in the men's room?
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Then walk out and wait for him leave. If he asks why you were in when he was going, just say "Sorry I thought this was the women's" but rarely will a man question a woman in that way, realizing that people make mistakes.
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Is the Slav squat a good position?
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Yes, it is.
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How do I feel more comfortable and less awkward peeing while standing ?
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Do it often and you will get used and feel more comfortable.
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How do I avoid the embarrassing noise of the urine hitting the water?
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Place some toilet paper down beforehand, it really works! Just try to put it in the middle of the water and use one or two layers. You can even do if you like, whatever makes you comfortable.
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Tips
If standing peeing is embarrassing for you, do it in private.
Try practicing peeing while standing when you are in the shower. It's much easier clean , as it will just wash down the drain. As well, you can wash yourself, if you get some your legs.
The area near your urethra may sometimes get sticky due vaginal discharge. In this case, take a bit of clean tissue paper and clean that area before you start.
If you want pee standing during your period, you can wear a tampon. If it's still hard pee standing during your period, you can sit and pee, just for that week.
If you have pee and poop at the same time, sit. You don't want waste time doing both separately.
Stand and push really hard, so the pee will go in a stream.
Warnings
Peeing standing can be messy. Don't try it for the first time at a friend's house if you are interested in retaining the friendship.
Practice at home first before you try this anywhere, except when you're going camping, hiking, etc.
Remember this will take time get the hang of. Don’t be discouraged if it doesn’t work the first time.
Remember that while you may be using a public toilet to urin other women may need use defecate or sit for other reasons. Please be conscientious and lift the seat – and if you do miss, wipe afterwards; after , this is what women expect from courteous men. Also, clean the seat.
Try at home first and if you miss and make a mess just mop the mess of pee.
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MOTORBOATING 12 BOOBS AT OUR TABLE.
Posted:Aug 23, 2020 10:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2020 10:01 pm
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SUCKED TITS WHEN MY WIFE LOOKED AWAY.

WHEN SHE WENT PEEPEE, I GOT SUCKED OFF UNDER OUR TABLE.

5 CHUBBY GIRLS FROM WORK JOINED MY WIFE, MICHELLE AT A NUDIE BAR.

TITS WERE OUT SOON AT OUR TABLE. I GOT MOTORBOAT .

I WAS ORDERED BE THE CHAPERONE, DESIGNATED DRIVER AND THE GUY WHO

PLAYED WITH TITS AND COCKS IN THE NUDIE BAR. 5 GIRLS ON STAGE AT ONCE, NAKED.

DROP A DOLLAR AND THEY BURIED YOUR FACE IN THEIR TItS. ANOTHER AND THEY BEAT YOUR ASS.

#5 got you close a hairless pussy wide open.

# 6 AND YOU GOT A VISIT FROM THE MADAM. YOU HAVE WON TWO PRIZES. SELECT NOW OR THAT DOOR CLOSES.

DOOR ONE WAS A SMALL ROOM WITH CLOSED DOOR, INCENSE AND MUSIC WITH LOW LIGHT. STAY IN, $35.

MY WIFE AND THE CHUBBETTES PAID. HEY, THEY HAD THEIR TITTIES OUT PROUDLY STANDING AT ATTENTION.

THIS WAS MY SELECTION. ALREADY PLAYIN WITH MY PEEPEE. THE MADAM BROUGHT HER NAKED TITS MY FACE.

WANT HERE NUMBER TWO? YE MOMMIE, IS IT NAUGHT FOR YOUR LITTLE BOY. MAMMIE, MAY I EAT M CUM WHILE

YOU TELL YOUR NAUGHTY BOY. THAT IS AN ORDER OR YOU GET THE BELT. AT THE CUM, MISTER.

DOOR #2. UPSTAIRS, PRIVATE SWEET, GUARD AT THE DOOR. YOU WALK IN AND GET THE FUCK OF YOUR LIFE.

YOU NAME THE PRICE PLUS A NICE TIP YOUR MOMMIE PLUS A RIM JOB FOR YOUR PRIZE.

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A DANCER WITH BIG TITS
ONE OF THE CHUBBY 5
VOYEUR TO WATCH IT ALL AND BEAT OFF
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IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN KATHY'S KUNT, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE.
Posted:Aug 23, 2020 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2020 5:21 pm
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