IF YOU ARE OVER 60, YOU WON'T GET ANYTHING.

AN ALASKAN AND A TEXAN WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION.

BEARING IN MIND, NEITHER OF THEM COULD SPELL CONVERSATION.

TEX: WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BIGGEST, BEST AND MOST
BEAUTIFUL.

AL: THE BEAUTIFUL PART IS LONG GONE.

TEX: COME ON AL.

AL: IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL, WE WILL SPLIT ALASKA IN TWO AND

TEXAS WILL BE THE THIRD BIGGEST STATE.

I AM OLDER AND SMARTER THAN YOU.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING UGLY.

1. GO PISS UP A ROPE.

2, SIT IN YOUR SHIT

3, OR PREPARE TO BE BANNED. NOT BLOCKED, BANNED.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

They live in my mind on the internet. I am a data miner and I write on MenNation. I have written more than 0 erotic stories and done more than 00 picture blogs on this and other sites. I just simply tell the internet what i want and see what it spits back.ldcomfort70, a biker and MenNation member nearly stole my thunder. I took what happened to him and made it an erotic story. If I get pix back that I think you will like to masturbate to, I will present them. if not, I pitch them. i am thinking about running another contest. Normally, i give awards for first and second place. I submitted 7 sets of pix for the peepee and they all won.

The stories are a little different. I need about a sentence and I convert it to complete fiction. the beginning of mr. comfort's story really happened. i made up the rest.

I AM NOT HAVING A CONTEST BUT I CAN'T RESIST. OUR FRIEND IS A HARLEY OWNER AND SUBMITTED THIS VERY COOL SEX HE HAD WITH THE NEIGHBOR COUPLE.

I CAN'T RESIST. I AM GOING TO CONVERT IT TO AN ORIGINAL STORY USING HIS IDEA. THERE IS NO CONTEST GOING ON BUT HE WINS ANYWAY. IF WILL ASK IF I CAN IDENTIFY HIM.

"nice, last week the neighbor lady was outside with her husband, and we were talking and she wasn't wearing a lot of clothes, she asked me if I was horny,.I was behind the fence

playing with my cock, she peeked thru and talked to her husband, they asked me to come into their back yard and her husband jacked off watching his wife use a dildo and we

came on her and peed on her. maybe it will get better, haven't seen them since, Cheers looking forward to PEEPEE."

HERE IS THE PROFESSIONAL SPIN.

NEW NEIGHBORS JUST MOVED IN. MID-TWENTIES, NO . VERY WELL OFF. BEAUTIFUL POOL IN THE BACK YARD. THEY HAVE A TALL PRIVACY FENCE BUT I CAN'T RESIST.

JUST GOT BACK FROM RUSHMORE. HARLEY IS RUNNING WELL. LOVE THOSE EVENING SEX SHOWS IN SOUTH DAKOTA IN THE ROCKIES.

HER BODY IS A DREAM. SHE LOVES TO SHOW IT OFF. ONE WARM SUMMER AFTERNOON, I WAS ON MY DECK SITTING IN THE HOT TUB JUST BEATING MY MEAT AS FAST

AS I COULD, THINKING ABOUT HER. SHE CLIMBED A LADDER ON HER SIDE AND SAID COME OVER, WE WANT TO PLAY. WHEN I WALKED IN, THERE WERE THE NEIGHBORS

AND 2 WOMEN AND ONE MAN. ALL OF THEM WERE NAKED AND THEY HAD JUST BEEN ON A DATE WITH MARYJANE. HEY BILL, AS I WALKED UP, WE ARE SHORT A COCK.

CAN YOU HELP US? THESE WOULD NOT KNOW THEM BUT THEY HAD A CD OF THE DOOBIE BROTHERS BACK A FEW YEARS PLAYING.

FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS, WE DRANK BEER, SMOKED AND FUCKED. IT HAD BEEN A FEW WEEKS SINCE sd, AND I WAS HORNY, TRIED TO STAY UP WITH THE . WE

ALL FUCKED EACH OTHER. NOTHING IS AS SWEET AS THAT YOUNG PUSSY. I AND ONE GUY ARE BISEXUAL SO WE SHOWED EVERYONE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FOR

TWO MEN TO FUCK. THE GIRLS REALLY LIKED THAT. WE HAVE HAD SEVERAL PARTIES THAT INCLUDED THE SAME THINGS AS THIS GLORIOUS DAY.

WE WERE ALL SITTING UNDER AN UMBRELLA CATCHING OUR BREATH. I SAID WHERE DO I TAKE A LEAK. MY NEIGHBOR WITH THE BIG TITS SAID RIGHT HERE ON THESE IF I

CAN DRINK YOUR PEEPEE. THE NEXT THING I KNOW, 6 OF US ARE PISSING ALL OVER EACH OTHER. THE PEEPEE GIRLS LIKED DRINKING MORE THAN OUR SHARE.

FIRST TIME FOR ME. FINE AS CHAMPAGNE.

I WILL SUCK A BONUS BONER.

POLL PUSSY.

WE ARE GOING FUCK A POLL?