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Things not found in porn
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Things not found in porn Shamelessly stolen from Campus Humor 1. Putting my hand on the pillow next to her head for stability and her yelling for me to Get Off Her Hair! 2. Squeaky bed springs 3. Stopping in the middle to chug some water 4. The accidental elbow to the head when changing positions. 5, We were having sex and she says "oh god stop stop stop". I stopped and asked what. She let loose the most comical sound effect sounding fart I have ever heard. I had to look her square in the eyes and fart to re-establish dominance. Went back to fucking. 6. "Oh one sec I just have to pee first" Cheers babe I'll wait, my fleeting erection will keep me company 7. She pulls one leg out of her ratty flannel pajamas and says "Okay, but just hurry up. I have a busy day at work tomorrow." |
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Asked for a friend.
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Oh my god.Those are just way too funny and some have happened during the odd session or two...
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Quit spying on us! LOL excellent post, well done.
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 Those are things that prove Porn is not at all like real life.Wonder how many similar incidents are to be found on the editing room floor. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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Lots of truth to what you wrote... ~Holly Atlantic City, NJ
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During sex, my husband once yelled, "why don't you try pooping?!" He wasn't talking to me. He was talking to our 3yo, suggesting a reason to stay away so we could finish up our surreptitious quickie.
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