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Semi Annual Dating Profile Of The Week  

New2Midlo 53M  
687 posts
12/28/2017 5:15 pm

Last Read:
12/29/2017 12:46 pm

Semi Annual Dating Profile Of The Week

Yes, what was once a weekly endeavor declined to monthly frequency, then quarterly, and now semiannual. The truth is garbage profiles all run together after reading the same crap for the 101st time, they lose impact. However, once in a while, a profile jumps out as truly dreadful, such as the below.

As usual, I've copied the entire profile, so readers can completely soak in the lunacy. While longer than most of my previous examples, this is that does keep on giving. It comes from Emptynester, a 44 year old woman from Bucyrus, KS. She's a bubbly, blond, type, who clearly spends her free time fearing carbs. Empty not only seeks some who likely doesn't exist, but takes 'here's what I don't want' to a new level of greatness.

I'm currently living in Columbia, Mo. My is now a junior in college, so I able (and ready) to relocate if I met the right person.

I've had long-term relationships with very great men. I'm out of my last relationship, and I'm ready to find another great partner.

I will openly admit that I don't enjoy this experience too much, so in an attempt to save time/energy, please understand that I am at a point in my life that I would prefer to not deal with the demands of young . Also, physical fitness is a VERY important part of my life and consumes a great deal of my time; I am also an active yogi and practice daily meditation...these are my passions. It is an ABSOLUTE REQUIREMENT that whomever I date also desires to live aligned w these passions. If you do not, please respect my time. I apologize if that comes across as rude, but I'm here looking for a partner, not friends or compliments.

ADDENDUM: I have encountered a lot of "John 14:6 Christians" lately. For the record, I am an extremely spiritual person: I believe in a Higher Power, and I believe there are MANY paths that lead to God. I do not diriminate on a person's path unless "that path" forces you to be so ridged that you believe "your way" is "the only way". If you believe Jesus Christ is the and only of God, we most definitely are not a Match: DEAL BREAKER. I'm not here to debate religious beliefs. 🙄

ADDENDUM II: I'm not a fan of facial hair, and it would take a lot for me to get beyond it: too ratchy. 😉

If we share these similar interests/beliefs, I look forward to hear from you; if we don't, I wish you the best in your search!

Initially, I struggled to properly deribe all the ways this woman is just plain batty, but quickly realized there's no need. She does it all by herself.

Be careful out there, my single friends.

New2Midlo 53M  
1075 posts
12/28/2017 5:16 pm

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

Brownie202 66F  
2680 posts
12/28/2017 5:27 pm

Your point is what?

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.

TB5758 65M/66F  
577 posts
12/28/2017 5:36 pm

I understand why some people would not understand your point. I understood very clearly so I had to do some profile checking of my own. Oh Boy you are right on! I may start doing that for entertainment, just read profiles, wow!!!!!

kissing_softly 108F  
216 posts
12/28/2017 5:44 pm

I don't get it. She outlines what's important to her - physical fitness and spirituality - and describes deal breakers. Sounds fairly common in profiles, otherwise how would we know if we have anything in common other than liking a picture?

New2Midlo replies on 12/28/2017 5:54 pm:
I was attempting to illustrate that perhaps her expectations may be a bit unreasonable. She needs a guy in his 50's who meditates, does yoga, and practices a specific form of Christianity. I know a lot of professional men in their 50's and can't recall encountering one who came close to fitting that bill.

TB5758 65M/66F  
577 posts
12/28/2017 5:57 pm

    Quoting kissing_softly:
    I don't get it. She outlines what's important to her - physical fitness and spirituality - and describes deal breakers. Sounds fairly common in profiles, otherwise how would we know if we have anything in common other than liking a picture?
I read your profile. You seem normal not that I am any authority on what normal is. You left some room to maneuver. I heard opposites attract, maybe I heard wrong. Your profile is inviting. You seem like a fun person and someone worth meeting. Not the case with the other. Just my opinion.

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