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Procrasturbation
Posted:Jan 5, 2021 2:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2021 4:50 am
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Procrasturbation is a mesh of procrastination and masturbation.

A little masturbation is a great way relieve stress, but it can be an issue such as Mr. Toobin experienced.

A poll of over 1,000 people from Canada, the U.S. and Australia was conducted to find out what people are doing behind doors during lockdowns and work from home.

The survey found that 35 per cent of men and 17 per cent women are masturbating while at wor So yes we are being paid masturbate.

So when we need an afternoon pick more and more people are turning masturbation instead of that cup of Joe.

So are you part-taking? Do you feel like you are cheating your employer? Or were you always masturbating on your employer's time before covid.

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Twelve days of Sex
Posted:Dec 18, 2020 12:03 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2021 6:52 pm
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On the first day of Christmas, my lover gave : A spanking over his knee.

On the second day of Christmas, my lover gave me : two sexy dances wearing only a santa hat

On the third day of Christmas, my lover gave me: three full body warm oil massage

On the fourth day of Christmas, my lover gave me : four desserts served on his body

On the fifth day of Christmas, lover gave me : five orgasms....( the crescendo)

On the sixth day of Christmas, my lover gave : Six porns a-playing.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my lover gave me : Seven naughty photos

On the eighth day of Christmas, my lover gave to me : Eight toys a vibing.

On the ninth day of Christmas, lover gave to me : Nine different positions

On the tenth day of Christmas, my lover gave to me : pairs of lacey panties

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my lover gave me : Eleven long wet kisses

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my lover gave me : his turn...

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By the men who moil for gold;
Posted:Nov 29, 2020 2:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2020 5:51 am
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;

I had prepared a fond farewell post today as my Gold membership was up and I had read that they were no longer giving free gold. I wasn't going to for the site and the services that I mostly use require Gold. Although I do frequent the chat rooms occasionally, send messages does require the auriferous membership.

Low and behold they sent me a message giving me another year of gold, so you are stuck with me for a bit longer. So for those I bid adieu I say bonjour une autre fois.

If you haven't read the Cremation of Sam Mcgee in a while I suggest looking it up, where else can you learn words like "moil"
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Asking for a friend....
Posted:Nov 9, 2020 2:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2020 5:24 am
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How does one give a blow job to someone who is uncut?

Is there an art to the uncut?

Do you swirl it differently?

To milk or not?

Hands?

Do you lick it like a popsicle or just engulf it like hot ?

Curious minds want to know....
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Row Row Row your boat
Posted:May 12, 2020 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2020 1:23 pm
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I like to exercise. Sex and exercise are my main source of therapy. I have been a gym rat and I have just done a lot of walking/hiking. With gyms closed right now and work insanely busy I found that I am gaining weight and so its time to get back on an exercise regime while I am still healthy. I do not suffer any issues as I live healthy - no smoking, rarely drinking, no fried food. I do not have blood pressure issues or high cholesterol but I do love food, I just try to limit it to healthier food, but ya there is chocolate. Normally my work has me physically active but not lately.

I have been doing some research on equipment to get. I narrowed it down to a rowing machine, an aeropilates machine, treadmill or elliptical. I decided to go with an aeropilates machine and its due to arrive any day. I am looking forward to using it. One of the key things that made me choose this over the other options is I think there may be some fringe benefits to it

I am thinking when all this is over, that this machine would be a great chance for some kinky sex play - what do you think?

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Musical Vegetables
Posted:Mar 25, 2020 7:36 pm
Last Updated:May 2, 2020 8:21 am
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So apparently there is a 500-1000% increase in the purchasing of canned beans. Obviously some people are in this social distancing for the long run and hopefully its the same people that bought the toilet paper.

Okay Lindo cue the fart jokes...
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Posted:Mar 24, 2020 2:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2020 6:28 pm
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I think a lot of self-importance is a product of fear. And fear, living in sort of an un-self-examined fear-based life, tends to lead to narcissism and self-importance. Moby
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Fifty Ways
Posted:Feb 26, 2020 5:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2020 7:09 pm
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You recall that Simon and Garfunkel hit - Fifty ways to leave your lover? Turns out there were only five in the lyrics and really Coy Roy isnt really a reason to drop someone...

You slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan.
You don't need to be coy, Roy. (Just get yourself free.)
Hop on the bus, Gus. (You don't need to discuss much.)
Just drop off the key, Lee. (And get yourself free.)

Here are more things you can do that will increase the likelihood that your lover will leave you:
Just act like a dick, Nick.
Be rude to her mom, Tom.
Tell her she's fat, Matt
Make noise when you chew, Lou.
Tell him you're gay, Mae.
Tell her you're straight, Kate.
Don't reply to her texts, Rex.
Be extra mean, Jean.
Always stare at your phone, Joan
Dress like a slob, Rob.
Call her the wrong name, James.
Embarrass him online, Adeline.
Forget an important date, Nate.
Have an affair, Claire.
Tell her how to behave, Dave.
Stop shaving your legs, Peg.
Constantly lie, Vi.
Always talk about your ex, Lex.
Hack his email, Abigail.
Pretend to be insane, Elaine.
Act really crazy, Daisy.
Fake your own death, Beth.
Say you have an STD, Dee

Say you want to leave, Steve.

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S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night
Posted:Feb 22, 2020 7:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2020 11:47 am
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When I was twelve thirteen my celebrity crush was the Bay City Rollers, Andy Gibb and Leif Garrett fast forward high school and I had poster of Eddie Van Halen in my locker. I just loved Eddie's smiling eyes.



One of the Bay City Rollers is coming our little city for a concert and boy has he changed. It got thinking as what my celebrity crushes look like now compared my new celebrity crushes.

What about you, who were, are your celebrity crushes? Who was hanging in your locker help you get through the day?
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I want to dance for you
Posted:Feb 13, 2020 4:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2020 1:05 pm
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I have an exhibitionist side. Well not really exhibitionist so much as I dont think the human body needs to be hidden and treated as taboo. We're all essentially the underneath our turtle necks.

I have always had a desire to go to a club and get up on stage and dance somewhat naked. I don't see myself as a stripper per se because I dont think I could do that as seductively as I have seen others do. However I would still like to dance naked and put on a show using some props. I have obviously done this for men I have been with, in the privacy of my home. Nothing like greeting him when he gets home with a little show.

I can't very well go to a club and do a show now, unless I went way of town, maybe a different country, it would be career limiting. I have just under 4 years to retire and well I hope to stay in shape, 4 years more on my body, is well 4 years more.



I am told I am a good dancer, but you know men they will say anything for a blowjob. I do love to dance and enjoy when I do get to go to part take.

I have been toying with the idea of recording a video and posting on here, of course body only. I just cant seem to narrow it down to what song.

What song would you recommend?
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How to treat Hysterical Women
Posted:Jan 31, 2020 6:32 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2020 9:13 am
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.The term hysteria — from the Greeks word for uterus - Hysterus— originated some twenty five hundred years ago and described symptoms experienced by women: fatigue, nervousness and depression. Hippocrates believed that these symptoms were caused by a “wandering uterus,”.

Anatomy aside, dildos apparently appeared as an answer to this set of problems, having been found in places dating back to this period. In Ancient Egypt, legend has it that Cleopatra filled a hollowed out gourd with bees and used it for clitoral stimulation. It’s likely just an urban legend, though: she probably just used dildos, like every other woman of her time.

From Medieval times throughout the Renaissance, village doctors viewed hysteria as a sign of sexual deprivation, and thus encouraged married hysteria sufferers to engage in rigorous sex to cure their ails.

In fact, for much of history, the pursuit of the female orgasm was more important than we’ve been led to believe: even in the Victorian era, sex guides touted the female orgasm as essential to pregnancy.

The Victorians did coin a term for the orgasm: hysterical paroxysm. The clinical definition added a degree of scientific legitimacy to the experience, but went along with a belief that masturbation was sinful and even harmful (although a few doctors conceded that it might have been okay for women on their periods).
If a “hysterical” woman was unmarried and didn’t have the option or interest in “rigorous sexual intercourse,” she still had to achieve that curative hysterical paroxysm somehow.

At first, midwives and medical doctors — predominantly men at the time — manually massaged a woman’s vulva and clitoral region in order for the woman to experience a “hysterical paroxysm.” The intended effect did wear off, meaning that women would come back for more treatment — and after a while, physicians ran into a significant challenge: their hands and wrists were getting tired and thus the first cases of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Thus the necessity for the first automated massager - a rather large, steam-powered one that practically took up an entire room and was known as “The Manipulator.”
Perhaps the most well-known iteration, in part because of the movie that dramatized the story, is Dr. Joseph Mortimer Granville’s 1880 invention of the first electric vibrator.



Granville never meant to treat “hysterics” with his device; rather, he meant for it to treat muscle pain in men. Nevertheless, these devices reduced the time it took for women to achieve her paroxysm — helpful as at the time many doctors feared a “hysteria” epidemic — and soon became smaller and more portable, opening up the door for new innovations.

By eighteen ninety nine, five dollar battery-powered vibrators appeared in Sears catalogs as household appliances.

By the early twentieth century, women had the ability to treat their “hysteria” independently and at home, eliminating the need for office visits and saving the wrists of their grumbling doctors. The advertisements in Sears catalogs at the time called vibrators “aids that every woman appreciates.”

Once vibrators became widely available, the scope of their intended use broadened.
In the early nineteen twenties, they started popping up in brothels and later, porn films. By 1952, the American Medical Association dropped the term hysteria. Once it was apparent that vibrators had an explicitly sexual connotation, they disappeared from the consumer market almost as quickly as they’d appeared.

The seventies sexual revolution ushered in a more open approach to the vibrator, most notably with the famous Hitachi Magic Wand, which hit the scene in 1973. .Now they were coming to the forefront, so to speak

Today, vibrators exist in just about every iteration you could possibly imagine, varying in shape, size, color and intensity.

One study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that over half of women they surveyed had used a vibrator — and hearkening back to its medical origins, linked the usage of sex toys to health-conscious behaviors such as regular gynecological exams
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You've been blocked
Posted:Jan 28, 2020 6:53 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2020 6:15 am
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Don't sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.

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