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The Gift That Keeps On Giving?  

GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1900 posts
12/14/2019 8:52 am
The Gift That Keeps On Giving?

So I received this advertisement in my regular ...the one associated with my here.

Consider this my Holiday PSA.....haha

Apparently you can order an array of Holiday butt plugs in a nice assortment of colors! Maybe the red one Saturday?....the gold one Tuesday?...the green one Friday?.....lol

Something you think you'd like to give to a friend? Put on your holiday wish list? One can never have enough toys....right?



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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/14/2019 8:54 am

Happy Holidays

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easy_going2014 53M
14006 posts
12/14/2019 9:07 am

thanks for the gift idea

hmm

why didn't I think of that

reminded me of this one

Super Furry Animals - "The Gift That Keeps Giving"

A parcel arrived:
It was the gift that keeps giving
I opened it up
And all the bells started ringing
Gonna take you right back
Right back to the begining
Of The gift that keeps givin again:
It's the Gift that keeps giving again

Well before I received
This gift that keeps on giving
I was always perceived as a loser
That kept losing
Well look at me now
I'm a receiver that's receiving
All these gifts that keeps giving again
It's the gift that keeps giving again

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johnny_wuzhere 53M

12/14/2019 9:27 am

can i get a bj robot?


ted5481 57M
6 posts
12/14/2019 9:33 am

wow


Paulxx001 63M
16784 posts
12/14/2019 10:05 am

lol... I got that same email... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Wouldn't be my first choice... I think people should choose their own, if they want one.
One size doesn't fit all, does it? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Cum_Happy 107M
2757 posts
12/14/2019 10:10 am

Happy Holidays to you too!

I had to laugh when I read about all the colors they come in, and then thought . . .What's the difference, they're probably all gonna end up brown anyway

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PAWAPh 44M
13518 posts
12/14/2019 10:12 am

Hey, GEL.

*I Can't Help but Think Of Sugarloaf - Green-Eyed Lady*

Hope You Have A Wonderful Weekend!

Thanks For The Latina Ass.

Jack


redrockrascal 62M
21710 posts
12/14/2019 10:21 am

What does it say when you give someone a butt plug? Could be just fine or . . . not so much.

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helen_damnation 57F  
2485 posts
12/14/2019 10:27 am

that would be the gift I give back.

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Story435 72M
3289 posts
12/14/2019 11:07 am

Wow looks very nice to me!
Butch


benard69 63M/63F  
5321 posts
12/14/2019 11:33 am

Have a feeling in the New Year we are going to take it in the Ass on here...


Pgmanforyou 52M
47 posts
12/14/2019 12:57 pm

Nice, points points points... ok now what


pocogato12 68F  
34842 posts
12/14/2019 4:03 pm

I got the same note in my off-site email and I deleted it- damnation I love things that cum in colors BUTT I digress- bernard is maybe close to being right

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positively4you 71F  
4055 posts
12/14/2019 5:03 pm

I already got the eternal gift. I donโ€™t need another one


author51 57F  
102274 posts
12/15/2019 8:40 am

LMAO!!!!! I get the newsletters as well and this one had me laughing..So glad you shared this one here..Merry Christmas and hope all is well with you and yours..

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


s2ndegree 61M  
9730 posts
12/16/2019 5:08 pm

These aren't the ones you swallow for that extra unexpected surprise?
Don't shute! Don't shute! Is what the recall said!

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let_me_see1 61M  
664 posts
12/19/2019 6:57 am

I have had people give me hints for Christmas presents before, but if you truly want them I will even wrap them for you. Hopefully, there are more than 7 colors because there are 365 days in a year, right? LOL Thanks for sharing the great laugh dear and I pray you have a great holiday and a very good 2020!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/26/2019 11:39 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    thanks for the gift idea

    hmm

    why didn't I think of that

    reminded me of this one

    Super Furry Animals - "The Gift That Keeps Giving"

    A parcel arrived:
    It was the gift that keeps giving
    I opened it up
    And all the bells started ringing
    Gonna take you right back
    Right back to the begining
    Of The gift that keeps givin again:
    It's the Gift that keeps giving again

    Well before I received
    This gift that keeps on giving
    I was always perceived as a loser
    That kept losing
    Well look at me now
    I'm a receiver that's receiving
    All these gifts that keeps giving again
    It's the gift that keeps giving again
LOL...you're welcome for the gift idea!!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/26/2019 11:40 am

Hmmmm....I'm not sure...do they have such a thing?....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/26/2019 11:41 am

I know....right?.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/26/2019 11:43 am

    Quoting  :

Glad you liked my snappy title......lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/26/2019 11:47 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    lol... I got that same email... ๐Ÿ˜Š
    Wouldn't be my first choice... I think people should choose their own, if they want one.
    One size doesn't fit all, does it? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
I'll bet quite a few of us here on A*F*F received the same email....lol

Toys are a personal choice I suppose...or a couple could shop for toys together...so maybe everyone gets what they like/want?

LOL....no - one size probably does not fit all!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/26/2019 11:49 am

    Quoting Cum_Happy:
    Happy Holidays to you too!

    I had to laugh when I read about all the colors they come in, and then thought . . .What's the difference, they're probably all gonna end up brown anyway
Thank you!!

Hmmmm....that is a very good point about the color.....lol

Hopefully those who may buy or use these (or any) toys practice cleanliness with their toys!!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/26/2019 11:51 am

    Quoting PAWAPh:
    Hey, GEL.

    *I Can't Help but Think Of Sugarloaf - Green-Eyed Lady*

    Hope You Have A Wonderful Weekend!

    Thanks For The Latina Ass.

    Jack
The song was the inspiration for the profile name!! My weekend was busy with shopping and stressing....lol

Glad I could "help".....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:25 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    What does it say when you give someone a butt plug? Could be just fine or . . . not so much.
Hmmmm.....I suppose giving someone a butt plug says something, not sure exactly what.

I guess it depends on the person and the type of relationship.....the reaction one might get for giving such a gift.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:27 am

LOL.....I'm guessing ass play is not a favorite?

It's not for everyone...so I understand the gift going back.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:29 am

    Quoting Story435:
    Wow looks very nice to me!
    Butch
Hi Butch.....glad you like!!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:31 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Have a feeling in the New Year we are going to take it in the Ass on here...
I have a feeling you are probably right.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:32 am

    Quoting Pgmanforyou:
    Nice, points points points... ok now what
LOL.....okay - not my most scintillating post, it was a slow day in my brain....

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:34 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I got the same note in my off-site email and I deleted it- damnation I love things that cum in colors BUTT I digress- bernard is maybe close to being right
LOL....love your word play!! Yes, I'm betting bernard is right. A*F*F has a habit of doing that to us...

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:35 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    I already got the eternal gift. I donโ€™t need another one
LOL....I hope you enjoy it!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:37 am

    Quoting author51:
    LMAO!!!!! I get the newsletters as well and this one had me laughing..So glad you shared this one here..Merry Christmas and hope all is well with you and yours..
Glad you enJOYed it.....lol

Merry Christmas to you and yours as well!! Happy New Year!!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:39 am

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    These aren't the ones you swallow for that extra unexpected surprise?
    Don't shute! Don't shute! Is what the recall said!
Oh no...they have something like that?......lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
12/30/2019 10:42 am

    Quoting let_me_see1:
    I have had people give me hints for Christmas presents before, but if you truly want them I will even wrap them for you. Hopefully, there are more than 7 colors because there are 365 days in a year, right? LOL Thanks for sharing the great laugh dear and I pray you have a great holiday and a very good 2020!
LOL......thank you for the thought

Maybe a whole array of colors are available.....like a box of crayons!

Glad you had a laugh....

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DPR1945 63M  
38 posts
1/8/2020 8:40 am

I was thinking about making and selling for the Christmas holiday "MISTLE TOE BELT BUCKLES" for both sexes, should be a hit, or hoot!
P.S. need helper and tester.


GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
3/21/2020 10:59 am

    Quoting DPR1945:
    I was thinking about making and selling for the Christmas holiday "MISTLE TOE BELT BUCKLES" for both sexes, should be a hit, or hoot!
    P.S. need helper and tester.
Hmmmm.....maybe you're onto something? Perhaps Shark Tank might like the idea?....lol....

Thanks for the giggle!

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