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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1903 posts
8/9/2017 10:02 am
Oh...The Emails We Get Sometimes...lol


Had one of those strange emails earlier that we sometimes get ….

In the grand scheme of things it wasn't the worst I've ever had...just thought I'd share and throw a question out there in the end....lol

Sender was a divorced Asian male and this was the extent of his profile besides the regular stats usually listed.

Introduction- (on his profile)

Unwavering tool box that I have !

The email went like this: (senders name not included for obvious reasons)

The GUY

You writing a thesis? Just get to the point, lady

8/9/2017 8:10 am

Me

You write your profile the way you like...and I'll write mine the way I want!! You don't get to tell me what to do..or how to do it!!
Thanks and have a great day!

8/9/2017 10:19 am

The GUY

You're right, sorry

8/9/2017 10:20 am

Me

Thank you......

8/9/2017 10:46 am

The GUY

Don't need to fuck you unless you beg me if you want ?

8/9/2017 11:17 am

Me

Thanks...not looking to fuck right now! And I don't beg anyone to fuck me...nor do I beg to fuck anyone......strictly voluntary....lol

8/9/2017 11:34 am

The GUY

Thanks for your opinion. Don't feel like to volunteer to fuck you or any other... coz I got some over flow cushions...lol

8/9/2017 11:38 am

Me

Oooooooooooooooooooooook!! Good luck with that!!.......lol
8/9/2017 11:43 am

The Guy

Thanks babe

8/9/2017 11:58 am

WTF does that mean? What are overflow cushions? Am I missing a new sex toy or what?...lol

Each day is certainly an experience in the weird and sometimes unusual on this site…..lol



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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 10:04 am

On any given day here at A*F*F....it sure can feel like you're in the..........

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let_me_see1 61M  
664 posts
8/9/2017 10:09 am

Perhaps an overflow cushion is something he needs because his ship is sinking and he wants to save his ass with a cushion? Perhaps I need to google that. I have only looked for someone that would enjoy mutual fun together, not an overflow cushion. Lol 😎

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 10:22 am

    Quoting let_me_see1:
    Perhaps an overflow cushion is something he needs because his ship is sinking and he wants to save his ass with a cushion? Perhaps I need to google that. I have only looked for someone that would enjoy mutual fun together, not an overflow cushion. Lol 😎
LMAO.....I will have to Google it as well....

Mutual fun is always the best!!

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notsure1949 71M
9900 posts
8/9/2017 10:22 am

that was weird


GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 10:31 am

Well....I think the guy must just be fucking a pillow.....after Googling over flow pillow and even checking out a sex toy website (love the stuff they have...lol)-

I could find nothing......

Hope he finds some fun with his cushion...and washes it often...haha!

If anyone has heard the term before and knows what it is (if other than an ordinary pillow/cushion)...let me know!

Perhaps he was being insulting and it went over my head...but he did say any other too.....lol


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MyBaffies 51M
4426 posts
8/9/2017 10:33 am

Maybe it's a bot and it picked up a couple of random words for that sentence - hmm we need a verb and a noun. I know, overflow cushions!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 10:36 am

Just another day on A*F*F.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 10:37 am

Kinda thought so too.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 10:42 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Maybe it's a bot and it picked up a couple of random words for that sentence - hmm we need a verb and a noun. I know, overflow cushions!
LOL....nothing would surprise me on here....haha

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easy_going2014 53M
14084 posts
8/9/2017 10:53 am

Hi tam18974.

thanks for sharing...

I'm amazed at the patience that some have displayed on this site... It contrasts vividly with the lack of patience that most have...

I live and let live... and, runaway quickly from what I don't like...

it would seem that he is sending out an urgent appeal for help... an SOS, so to speak...

this might squeeze in...

The Police - "Message in a Bottle"

Just a castaway
An island lost at sea
Another lonely day
With no one here but me
More loneliness
Than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair
I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life
But love can break your heart
I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
Walked out this morning
Don't believe…

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 11:08 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hi tam18974.

    thanks for sharing...

    I'm amazed at the patience that some have displayed on this site... It contrasts vividly with the lack of patience that most have...

    I live and let live... and, runaway quickly from what I don't like...

    it would seem that he is sending out an urgent appeal for help... an SOS, so to speak...

    this might squeeze in...

    The Police - "Message in a Bottle"

    Just a castaway
    An island lost at sea
    Another lonely day
    With no one here but me
    More loneliness
    Than any man could bear
    Rescue me before I fall into despair
    I'll send an SOS to the world
    I'll send an SOS to the world
    I hope that someone gets my
    Message in a bottle
    A year has passed since I wrote my note
    But I should have known this right from the start
    Only hope can keep me together
    Love can mend your life
    But love can break your heart
    I'll send an SOS to the world
    I'll send an SOS to the world
    I hope that someone gets my
    Message in a bottle
    Walked out this morning
    Don't believe…
My pleasure to share...lol

I try to be a pretty patient person and a nice one most times too. But I'll be the first one to say...I can be a bitch too....given enough provocation....lol

I'm not sure what he needs...other than his flow cushion apparently!

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 11:10 am

    Quoting  :

Glad I'm not the only one who thought so.....lol

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author51 57F  
102719 posts
8/9/2017 11:22 am

Now that was a weird one.I am lucky and have not had one off the wall like that in a long time.. Poor you...

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dabless 43F

8/9/2017 11:28 am

I know that there is a certain kink in sending messages, and even in that aggressive battle. But, it baffles me how often they come up.
As for patience, sometimes I have none and I just delete the message. Other times, I'm in a bit of a sadistic mood and choose to use the sender as a cat toy. I try to egg them on or even pull out an explanation. Simply because I have the time and--albeit, negative--energy.


FMAOPLS 67F  
27045 posts
8/9/2017 12:46 pm

A combination of illiteracy, English not being his first language, and typing on a phone with autocorrect. Plus - he's lacking social skills, and is an idiot.

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Tmptrzz 58F
87311 posts
8/9/2017 2:01 pm

WOW..some things men mail to us.."-S

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 7:41 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Now that was a weird one.I am lucky and have not had one off the wall like that in a long time.. Poor you...
It was weird....and most I just let go, but I didn't like his opening comment...so it got my Irish up a little....lol

It sometimes makes for some entertainment if nothing else...lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 7:45 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks....I sometimes have a way with words...lol

And honestly I am a nice person, but if someone ticks me off or tries to tell me what to do...I can get a little testy...lol

I have a few blogs on here that are similar....

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 7:52 pm

    Quoting dabless:
    I know that there is a certain kink in sending messages, and even in that aggressive battle. But, it baffles me how often they come up.
    As for patience, sometimes I have none and I just delete the message. Other times, I'm in a bit of a sadistic mood and choose to use the sender as a cat toy. I try to egg them on or even pull out an explanation. Simply because I have the time and--albeit, negative--energy.
Ohhh.....I like to play with some of the idiots that send stupid or mean emails too. I feel I do a pretty good job of setting them straight..and have fun doing it......lol

I actually warn them at the end sometimes that they're gonna wind up being part of a blog....but I do keep their profile name out. I'm not that brutal, plus it's against TOU's and I'd hate to get thrown off of A*F*F....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 7:56 pm

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    A combination of illiteracy, English not being his first language, and typing on a phone with autocorrect. Plus - he's lacking social skills, and is an idiot.
You may very well be right....I did think of the language issue, but I still can't figure out what flow cushions may have meant if his auto correct had a melt down....lol

I'm sure the other things came in to play as well.....it just made me laugh...lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 7:58 pm

    Quoting  :

I agree...most likely! Some men don't take rejection very well and skew it to make them look good...lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 8:02 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes....hiding behind a keyboard sometimes brings out the worst in people, because it's anonymous, and gives balls to those that normally wouldn't have them face to face.

People most definitely can be hard to understand and very odd...lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 60F
1917 posts
8/9/2017 8:03 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    WOW..some things men mail to us.."-S
Just another day on A*F*F right?....lol

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