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Posted:Oct 20, 2019 3:55 pm
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And, the mystery continues...
Posted:Aug 2, 2020 9:54 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2020 11:11 am
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Will be continued in first comment

But, first, Monkey Bread!!!!!!!

OMG, soooooo good.

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Hurricane Isaias
Posted:Aug 1, 2020 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2020 11:12 am
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OMG...your mouth Erotic Story
Posted:Jul 31, 2020 3:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2020 6:29 pm
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Was going through documents and found an old story I wrote many years ago, it's based on real life events with a partner I met on this site.

Without further adieu:

Patience was never my strongest character trait, tenacity is though.

“It's a no fucking Friday” he stated as he walked into the room.

“There is no such thing as a no fucking Friday”

“Of course there is”

“I didn't sign up for that” feigning exasperation

“I just decided to implement it today, I wanted to see how you would handle it” he replied grinning

“I'll tell you exactly how I'll handle it, I will be a miserable, whiny bitch about it”

“You can handle it, you're tough”

“I'm tough alright”

With that, he reached over and put his arm around me, pulling me close. Slowly, I felt his hand inch down towards my hip. I have this spot, on my hipbone, that is ticklish as hell and he knows it. I started to wiggle, feeling the giggles starting to well up in my belly. As soon as he got to my “spot”, the giggle fest began.

I was attempting to wiggle away, but he used his left hand to hold me down while his right found all my ticklish spots. My eyes were watering, struggling to catch my breath, and my ass was hanging off the couch. I was in a full on laughing fit. When I started coughing, he knew it was time to stop tickling me.

Drying my eyes, I looked at him and said,

“Why do you do that?”

“Because I can” he replied

“You're so lucky I like you”

“Why do you say that?”

“You can be annoying as fuck” I smirked as I said it

“Since when is fucking annoying, I thought you just said you didn't like the idea of a no fucking Friday. Now, you are saying fucking is annoying...make up your mind, silly”

“Stop twisting, I didn't say fucking was annoying, I said you can be” giggle evident in my words

He started laughing and picked up the remote to his “friend”, tuning the tv to the Discovery Channel, Jason's favorite. If it isn't sports, it's discovery, history, or A&E...he's consistent at least. I decided to push some more. I certainly didn't want to watch tv, my mind was on his cock. I moved my hand over to his leg and started rubbing it.

“What do you think you are doing?” he asked

“Rubbing your leg”

“That's how it starts”

“I want it to start” I said as I winked

“Is that all you think about, cock?”

“Well, no, I think about cooking too” smirking as I said it

“You ain't right”

“But, I'm not wrong”

“I suppose this means you want to suck my cock”

“Why yes, yes I do” I said with a glimmer of hope

“No”

“But, wait, what? You know how many men would jump...”

“I said no”

“Come on, you know you want me to, and I know your cock wants me to.”

“How do you know that?” He asked

“Because he talks to me”

“Oh yeah, when does he talk to you?”

“When he's in my mouth, he tells me things...he tells me how much he likes being in my mouth and, of course, my pussy”

I am utterly surprised I was able to keep a straight face during this exchange. My face often betrays my true feelings...I tend to be super expressive that way.

“Oh really, he talks to you while you're sucking on him. What else does he say?”

“He says he wants to be in my pussy and mouth more and that you shouldn't deny him, he's really fucking tired of you telling him no”

“You're a nut, you know that?”

“Yes Jason”

“Just suck my cock, then” he stated laughing

Ha! I won, I knew I would. I just love sucking his cock, there is something about the feeling of it in my mouth. It's sensual and incredibly erotic the way the head moves along my tongue. I particularly like when he grows in my mouth, it's satisfying feeling the girth grow inside me.

I stood up from the couch and grabbed the blanket and started folding it. See, I have neck issues and I have found that the easiest way for me to suck cock without getting a kink in my neck is to sit on the floor in front of him, while he sits on the couch. The blanket is because I am incredibly short and when sitting in front of him, I can't reach his cock to my mouth and I need a booster seat.

Jason moved himself to the middle of the couch with a pillow behind his back, slouched down so that the his butt was at the edge of the cushion. I put the blanket on the floor in front of him and sat down. Time to get down to business.

Starting by taking it in my mouth, I let it just sit there while I relished the feeling. Soon, I started sucking a little more. Just like it was a pacifier and I was a baby, I just suckled on it a little. Once I felt him start to grow in my mouth, I started moving my tongue along his shaft. It didn't take long for him to grow to his full length and girth.

That's when the fun really began. I grabbed his cock at the base and started licking him like a lollipop. Starting from the base of his cock, I ran my tongue up...swirling around the head, sucking it into my mouth hard, then back out again to run my tongue down to the base again. I continued this until his cock had felt my tongue on every section of it.

Then, when I finished, I pulled him into my mouth again and started humming the abc's as I pushed him towards the back of my mouth. Pulling back, I continued my humming, and that's when I heard the first signs of enjoyment from Mr. Man. He was moaning. When I glanced up, his eyes were closed and he was lost in the moment....just the way I like him.

I continued worshiping his cock with my mouth, but I switched from the abc's to “All about that Bass” just because I like that song...it makes me smile. Pushing him to the back of my mouth, I wanted the head of his cock to feel the vibrations from my throat. The moaning became more urgent, as I moved the head of his cock ever slow slightly in and out of my throat.

My hands went to his balls and I started playing with them. Saliva had dripped from my mouth and coated them in a nice amount of “slippery stuff” Fondling them in my hand, I started pinching the skin of his sac between my fingers. Jason has a particular fondness for this kind of play and I could feel his cock twitch in my mouth.

I continued lavishing his cock with the vibrations from my throat and ran my tongue along his shaft as I played with those balls. Finally, I took his cock out of my mouth and grabbed it with my hand and started stroking as I dipped my head down to start licking and suckling his balls. He was putty in my hands as I tickled his balls with the tip of my tongue.

My hand gripped his cock harder and started stroking faster when I sucked the skin from his ball sac in and out of my mouth quickly.

“Oh my god, your mouth...” he was mumbling

Of course, I was glad he was enjoying himself. But, seeing as though Jason sees oral sex as foreplay, I am careful to only take him to the edge and then bring him back down. So, I slowed my hand motion on his cock and made it less rhythmic.

Once I gave his balls attention, I moved back up and pushed his cock back into my mouth. Taking him deep and then back out again...I gave him the best and fastest head bob blow job I could for about a minute. Then, I stopped, mid shaft and started sucking as hard as I could...pulling my head back. Jason says it's like being in a vacuum and he loves it.

Basically, while my head moved back, my mouth sucked in. I have rather strong mouth muscles...my father didn't call me motormouth for nothing. So, Jason was moaning as the head of his cock popped out of my mouth loudly.

“Drop that pussy on my cock” he said with lust in his voice

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...like some kind of jack rabbit on god damn steroids
Posted:Jul 30, 2020 5:03 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2020 10:12 am
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Throwback Thursday Dirty Show
Posted:Jul 30, 2020 8:04 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2020 9:56 am
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Annually, in the Metro Detroit Area, there is an Erotic Art Exhibit put . This year, I went with my long term polyamorous partner Logan0867, who I met on this site back in 2008, when I went 2 visit him in February. Since I was not posting then, here's some images from that show.









There should be seven pics

It was a good time, until things started getting crowded. I'm not the biggest fan of crowds in general. We walked around the space for a while before the show started. It was vaudeville like, with different acts including comedy and strippers.

I was ready leave when one of the male strippers walked on stage with a cigarette in his mouth, and honestly seemed drunk the whole time. Look, the guy was doing an awful lot of somersaults that were wonky, and there was no real rhythm his dance. Disappointing say the least.

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Sex Education
Posted:Jul 29, 2020 9:03 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2020 9:55 am
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Continued, first comment, due 2 grammar gremlins
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Cats and critters
Posted:Jul 27, 2020 10:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2020 5:36 pm
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Continued, first comment
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Quarantine Hair Disaster....in progress
Posted:Jul 26, 2020 7:55 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2020 8:15 am
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When I feel stuck or in a rut, I enjoy changing my hair. And, if you read my last post: 2020 , you know that I am, definitely, in a rut. When confronted with the very real anxiety that accompanies the thought of going a hairdresser in the current state of the world, I did what every hairdresser tells you not do:

Cut and bleached my hair at home.

I was putting up my hair for the umpteenth time this summer when a thought popped into my head that I wanted to cut and bleach my hair. Now, being the responsible adult I sometimes pretend to be, I didn't do it right away. Oh no, I went online and did some research into cutting and bleaching your own hair. (See: Watched Youtube Videos )

All set with ideas from my Youtube wanderings, it was time to do what I wanted with the mop. Now, look, I call it that because I have long, fine hair and it's been a while since I got a cut....like a while. It was long, too long, and most of the last dye job I did was faded out and I had naturally white/silver hair growth four inches from my scalp with faded blue/pink hair at the ends. It...looked...bad. Mop bad.

It all started with the whole put the pony tail on the top of your head and cut thing. I took my kitchen shears and hacked about inches off of the ends. When I took it down, it was still too long.

There I am, standing in my bathroom, scissors in hand, and thinking to myself that I SHOULD section it before cutting it again. But, that thought continued: Well, you should have gone to the damn hair dresser. You should have, at least, bought hairdresser shears, but here you are with fracking kitchen shears in your hands . Let's not pretend you're doing things the right way...

Grabbing a section of my hair, I proceeded cut off about more inches. Ayup. Then, well, I just went section by section and tried match it. I'm laughing, now, at the thought of it all. Thankfully, I did remember only cut a few inches at a time, rather than go for a short bob, as I was thinking in the beginning of this process.

After I got it the shoulder length that it is now, I stopped cutting and made the quick decision that I wanted an undercut and was going to have to buy some clippers. (Undercut: shaved nape of neck and slightly up scalp and sides) It's difficult to tell, when dry, how bad a job I've done on it due to the light waves in the ends of my hair. Though, it's definitely not even.

That's when I bleached my hair. Red is such a difficult color to get out of your hair. Shoot, I did the pink back in October with a temporary dye. It should be gone, but it isn't. Now, look, I was smart enough to dilute the bleach with shampoo so it wouldn't be as harmful on my hair. However, the pink is still in my hair, even after thirty minutes of that crap sitting on my head.

I refuse to take a pic of what's happened to it as a result of bleaching. It's umm..it's something. Straw, it's the texture of straw. I need to put a whole butt ton of moisture back into my hair before I color it again because it sure isn't staying brassy yellow with a band of pin

Ac

We'll see what happens in about a wee
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2020
Posted:Jul 25, 2020 12:42 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2020 4:38 pm
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There I was, last night, thinking about what I was doing last year at this time, and noting how much life has changed. That led me remembering that I signed up this site again last year at this time, then abandoned this profile in the middle of December. That led deciding that today I'd write a blog post and do a bit of updating.

January started off like crap. Nightstalker, my black cat, died. We're still unsure what happened. One day, he was just...well...lethargic. The plan was to call the vet if it continued into the next day. Sadly, he didn't make it to the next day. After wrapping him in a blanket, Nick, my roommate, dug a hole in the backyard and we laid him to rest.

February, Nick's dad passed. Yep, first my fur baby, then my best friend's father. Bit of foreshadowing, eh, 2020?

Then, a reprieve by dragging my happy ass onto a plane to visit Logan in Michigan for a few days. It was awesome seeing him, and we had a lot of fun...even if I bitched about how cold I was the whole time I was there.

We saw a few movies; went to the Dirty Show (Detroit area Erotic Art Show that happens every year); and stayed at the Motor City Casino. I was definitely far too excited by the glass glasses in the room . It's the little things, ya know? All in all, it was a much needed break from the craziness of life.

Not long after getting back to Florida.....apocalypse. And, well, we all know how that's going.

Things here at the house? Well, they're, ummm, well, we're hanging in there. I have taken a HUGE hit psychologically, and that's caused some rather unfortunate physical issues. Let's just say I have stomach issues which the doctors can find no physical causes for and leave it at that.

Here's the thing, as a massive introvert, it's not the fact that I'm in the house most of the time that is getting to me. Give me an internet connection, laptop, and delivery services; I'm a happy camper. I just plain prefer life this way.

It's the external world that's stressing me out, and it's not like I can change it. I feel stagnant, stuck, and have actually lost my sex drive. I don't even know where that thing went, it's like it vanished into the wind.

Fuuuuuuuuuuc

I can't get into writing erotica, one of my more favorite things. I try and try, and yet...it all reads so forced...so...yuc I just end up deleting everything I write.

I tried writing some stuff for https://soulfully-connecting./ , where I'm published, but it's atrocious and I never submitted any of it.

Hell, I even stopped baking.

There has been one thing that has continued moving forward in life, and that is the church. Oh yes, Nick and I started the damn church, legally. Got the damn paperwork and everything. I bought a domain name, and even started working on the website for the church itself. Though I'm not announcing the name, publicly, due to my ongoing hacking/identity theft issues.

Oh yeah, remember how I went through that whole thing with my social security number and having my credit wiped clean? Yeah, someone tried to use my credit to get one of those small business administration relief loans.

Wish I had better news...

But, ya know, 2020 is shit.
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Cats and Cookies
Posted:Dec 14, 2019 7:10 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 7:11 am
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I spent the majority of the day yesterday making cookies. The kolaczkis were the real challenge between the rolling and forming.



NightStalker (aka Demon Spawn) obviously knows how get my attention. I mean, look at that tongue!



The Snickerdoodles were easy compared to the kolaczkis.



Wonton: "And, then I got high"



Happy Caturday
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Three Dick Pics
Posted:Dec 13, 2019 6:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2020 12:53 pm
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Three Dick Pics
Three Dick Pics
See how I look
They all resemble mushrooms to me
And I am not impressed with fungus you see
Did ever you see such a thing in your life
As these dick pics

And, now...

Fooooooooooooooood Poooooooooooooooorn



M&M Cookies



Chocolate Chip Cookies



Ginger Orange Buttercream Sandwiched between Ginger Molasses Cookies.

Later, I'm making Raspberry, Apricot, and Walnut/Honey Kolaczkis

Logan0867 How many did you decide on making?

Me: Ummmmm.....no final decisions have been made on the

Me: When all is said and done, though, I suspect it will be kinds of cookies

Logan: LOL

Me: It was going to be ten, then I remembered the Cream Cheese Frosting sandwiched between Oatmeal, and now I have leftover Orange Buttercream leftover that's dying to go on a chocolate cookie.

Logan: Lol

Me: I may have gone overboard

Logan: Just a little bit...make some cookies that look like life preservers.

Me: Lmfao

Happy Friday!
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As the Cat Meows
Posted:Dec 12, 2019 12:22 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 7:20 am
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NightStalker: Meow

Me: What? I'm petting you

NightStalker: Meow

Me: The chicken is in the oven

NightStalker: Meow

Me: I can't make it cook faster

NightStalker: Meow

Me: I will not feed you raw chicken

Nick: Are you arguing with the cat?
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