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Wombling wordy number 3
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Wombling wordy number 3 I can tell already that you are more than a little impressed by the imaginative title, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't want peak too soon, therefore any little gems of the written word still have the opportunity to burst out and confound you with wit, humour and a delicate sprinkle of sarcasm. Failing that you might just kill 5 mins before that internal audit you have been putting off all week gets started. Fortunately last week's man seems to be still talking to , which means:A) he can't/doesn't read, or  he is so super cool about being last week's sex god that it's like water of a ducks back ( please not that, only one thing worse than an awesome sex god, is shagging someone who knows they are awesome) or worse c) he is waiting see how the performance rating goes before he claims the next female weirdo. (Yes I am that weirdo, no one said anything about being normal) If that's the case I think I have a cunning plan (anyone for black adder?) An automatic mark down system, possibly descending into the negatives, I'm not having someone who knows they are good, goddamn I need a bit of effort here!! Which leads me onto..... Just how much effort do you go to when meeting someone new? I'm presuming brushing teeth and spraying eau de dishwater vaguely round the nethers is standard? Nope just me then..... Or do you really push the boat out and shave legs, under arms and chin (yes I am talking to the folically blessed menopausal females amongst us) do we shoehorn ourselves into clothes we think the visiting party might like, or do we stand in the door way in a baggy shirt half baked in the desperate hope that someone drives past? Hmmmm again just me then.. Not entirely sure where I'm going with this, so bare with me, I have been awake since 4:30 am so could be a little delerious, but I had been scrolling through films to stare at... Not watch as I'm not really awake, when my attention was grabbed by about 6 foot of muscle ..... Now I hadn't really rated Daniel Day Lewis previously but to my sleep deprived eyes, and becoming more interested and harder by the minute chesticles , the man previously known as the last Mohican became the epitome of yummy Ness. Powerful thighs, stamina and an intensity that is hornier than any cock pic became the standard I am now thinking is a pre requisite for operation shag me!!!! Too much to ask? Impossible standards ? Or.... ' really are you that deluded you dozy bugger' Maybe after a decent night's sleep I'd settle for Albert steptoe? Don't knock it, he has a thriving business, owns his own drawn carriage, loves animals and has a family business to pass on...... I should be so lucky...... just joanna |
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 Very good McRocks!! 'arold was a lucky boy to have such a gregarious and wealthy father! Looks aren't everything ya know??!? I quite like the baggy T and sweat pants look, preferably the morning after mind! Great wee post, more please?
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Well you can be his sinderella if nothing else,yes i still love to put the extra time and effort into trying to impress my hot tall date,may take all morning but some studs are worth it,and do enjoy their take on what fashions they think suit me and my personality,i certainly do not mind wearing what they want me in most times at least in the chilly weather i can wrap myself in one of my lush thick furs to keep more than the chill out and unwanted prying eyes
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