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Wombling wordy number 2
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Wombling wordy number 2 So I have a confession to make, I am a complete techno twat .... There I have said it, don't judge I feel inadequate enough as it is. I would have come back to do another blog earlier, but could I find this bit? Could I fuckery!! So anyway I'm here now and I think I might be able to do it again as I've written down instructions on how to find it again, a bit like the aa route finder thingy, yay ill take that as a minor win. So my next challenge.... will i be able to set myself a name for this bloggy thing or do I have to set a new title each time thereby losing my followers (currently numbered at about 5) which incidentally I found could leave comments, I was thrilled, not one of them contained the phrases my cock, your tits or can I? It was like dead grown up!!! My week on.... Yes only a week but I feel I have grown and am so much more worldly. I'm slightly more clued up about the knicker thing and I'm going to be honest, I'm excited!!! Initially i was a little sceptical and more than a little confused. But apparently you can sell the for £30 a shot KERCHINGGGG!!! Now another confession, and again no judgements please. But I very rarely wear them but I am not going to stop that interfering with my new businesses venture. To this end I have worn some to work, people I am in business!!! Please direct all enquiries to...... And now to the really important stuff, this is a sex site after all, I've had two meets, I won't say anything about the first one to protect the innocent, and I'm hoping he recovers from the encounter soon.... The second was a game of two halves, he was thoroughly interviewed and vetted and even passed on the always tricky 'send a photo of you right now', I was thoroughly cheesed off to see he still looked a little bit gorgeous and I still fancied him, and as such he received a summons. After more face to face interviewing lasting 3 hours a kiss things rapidly descended into 9 hours of holy mother of god this is amazing. Obviously I didn't tell him this as I'd hate him to think I was a) a pushover (7 hours of interviewing not withstanding) b) desperate or c) a woman of clearly low standards (but I find always achievable) I don't think he noticed me desperately clinging onto his left leg when he tried once again to leave after 11 hours with me sobbing piteously I wanted more....... Obviously he doesn't know he was amazing and I'm just hoping he doesn't read this and think it's him.... However as I sat later that evening seriously debating whether to coat the pussy and left nipple in ice-cream to ease the throbbing (decided the cinder toffee in the thunder and lightening ice-cream might cause unnecessary irritation) I came to the conclusion that the vigerous vetting technique was a definite goer. So the moral dilemma I leave you with is..... Is it sociably or even morally acceptable to set up a 'go fund me page' on AgoraCosmopolitan Dating so I can buy myself a new laptop as I have already dropped this previously unblemished tablet twice now and the screen is horribly smashed. Which in itself isn't too bad on the scale of the shite in the world (RIP HRH) but through the screen it looks like some men have horribly disfigured cocks and frankly have strange shoes to them which don't seem entirely natural!!! So all answers on a post card to....... just joanna |
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