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Things you shouldn’t lie about  

CurvyNerdyFlirty 46F
9 posts
3/27/2021 9:14 pm
Things you shouldn’t lie about


We get it, we know you’re gonna lie about things, we’re not stupid, we lie too...but not about stupid shit like the length of our cock or our height.
Literally you will never see a woman running around lying about her height, her age, yes her weight probably round down a bit... but to lie about something so obvious… Hey we’re going to see how tall you are once you’re standing in front of us, so if you tell me that you’re 5‘8“ and then you get here, and I’m staring you in the eye cubicle, and I’m 5‘5“, the fuck if you were 5’8”! Do not lie about that… Also don’t post pictures of other cocks, post a picture of yours. As if we’re not gonna figure out that that tiny thing you’re working with is clearly not the giant one you posted… How fucking stupid do you think women actually are. Do you really think that will get to the point where we’re just like oh OK you might as well just stick that fucking tiny thing in me while you’re here… That’s not the fuck how it works. Maybe with hookers that you’re paying to not care about whether or not you lie about your cock size, but if you’re trying to hook up with someone and you can’t even tell the truth about what you’re working with, you’re gonna find out real fucking quick what “no means no” really means!!
Don’t lie about whether or not you’re in a relationship, please let the woman make the decision for herself whether or not she wants to hook up with someone who’s attached. Because if you lie to her and hook up with her and then she finds out it’s because you have a wife or girlfriend or whatever… All that does is up the chance that she’ll find your wife or girlfriend or whatever and fucking tell them every detail about your fucking cock and the way you fuck. So you might as well just be upfront and let the woman decide if she wants to play with other peoples toys.
Don’t lie about being a drug addict, if you have an addiction and a problem please go get help, but do not bring your drug addicted limp dick two pump chump into my world. I have better fucking things to do.
And let’s conclude with my all-time favorite lie… I am coming over. If we’ve actually going to the point where I’m willing to meet with you, a virtual stranger, who literally could have been lying to me the whole time of every single thing we’ve talked about background work etc., and I’m comfortable enough especially during a pandemic to give you my address to come over to hang out maybe more, that’s another thing, real quick sidenote stop putting so much fucking expectation and instant gratification on the women you’re talking to, put in some motherfucking effort. Moving on, so you get the address, more often than not I’ve gotten “what a Time for my car to break down“ I literally do not believe you the second I read that. I have been told that more often than I can say. If you don’t want to come over because insert reason here... then just fucking say so. Wait till my next blog post about how much fucking effort we women put in to get ready to have sex… I get it you barely washed your taint and you’re good to go and yet you expect us to be hairless from the eyesockets down… That shit takes a minute.
So if you’re going to fucking flake, try not to waste too much of our fucking time, fact of the matter is there are 10 guys waiting to take your place, that we could be talking to you instead of wasting our time with you. I will tell you<b> straight </font></b>up waste a woman’s time and if she has any sense of self worth or value you will never fucking talk to her again!
Thanks for coming to my sex talk!

justme51 72M

3/28/2021 11:27 am

Very good post. Yes to many fake guys and girls.


TheShadow74782 45M
129 posts
3/28/2021 3:00 pm

I totally agree... I hate when ppl flake without calling, or they wait til the last minute to cancel.. I have a busy schedule, i rearranged it for you no problem, but then they dont give you the courtesy of giving you advanced warning. I dont understand people that lie about physical attributes, you are just going to disappoint your partner as they see it anyway. I m all for honesty in all regards. Why lie or deceive? The old sales motto, under promise over deliver....


FindMyWetSpot 38F
2 posts
4/11/2021 11:55 am

You are a hoot! You speak the truth on so many levels and men on this site constantly lie about their dick size and post stolen pictures and when they won't post a full body picture with that dick, well that tells you the whole story doesn't it?


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